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March 5th, 2010 at 11:03am
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Remember when Faith Hill look like this? And this? Now she looks like a tenth grade history teacher with 14 cats and scoliosis. I get that aging is a natural part of life, but so are “bowel movements” and “delivering the afterbirth.” Doesn’t mean I want to fucking see it everywhere I go.
Leaving leaves Mastro’s steakhouse with husband Tim McGraw:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Tags: faith hill, Gossip, old, Photos, pictures, ugly
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Continue Reading Faith Hills Looks… Old
February 28th, 2010 at 09:07pm
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Wow. The years have not been kind to Vince Vaughn. Neither have gravity or transfats. You can almost smell the chili farts and beer sweats from here.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Continue Reading Hello Handsome
February 15th, 2010 at 09:34am
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Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerosene in a drainage ditch must not be the fountain of youth I thought it was.
In Hollywood Saturday night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Tags: bad plastic surgery, Gossip, old, Pamela Anderson, Photos, pictures, ugly
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Continue Reading Pamela Anderson is Beauty Incarnate
February 1st, 2010 at 01:10pm
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Sure, Victoria Beckham may look cute all the time in her super-high high heels, but DAY-UM, she is paying the consequences. It looks like she’s got an extra toe trying to grow out. See, that will never happen to me, because I always wear Crocs. I’ve got like 10 pairs in all sorts of colors that coordinate really nicely with my fanny packs. Suck on that, Posh! I’m stylin’!
Shopping with her kids in Malibu
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Continue Reading This is What Happens from Wearing Heels Constantly
January 19th, 2010 at 12:12pm
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I guess when the gingerbread house and the breadcrumb trail don’t have any takers, you’ve got to branch out and drag the kiddies off the city streets yourself. Good on Sarah Jessica Parker for taking a little initiative. It’s the only way for a wicked witch to get anything done these days.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
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Continue Reading S.S. Hello Gorgeous
December 18th, 2009 at 11:28am
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It’s a sad, sad day when the powers of photoshop can’t suppress the mighty fortress of ugly that is Lady Gaga, seen here in the “Hot and Wild” photoshoot by David LaChapelle, oddly featuring a crazed-looking (okay, more than usual) Kanye West (I think that’s him anyway) bearing her away from an exploding volcano. I dunno what the hell that’s supposed to symbolize. My sphincter’s reaction every time I see her?
More “artistic” crap:
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Continue Reading Photoshop Can’t Help Lady Gaga
December 16th, 2009 at 12:52pm
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen always manage to dress 40 years older than they really are. The Twin on The Right (who knows who’s who?) looks like she skinned a black Wookiee, and the one on the left made nice use of plaited Christmas wrap for her jacket. They’re always so freaking somber, too. They must have the personality of a dish of lukewarm vanilla pudding.
At the premiere of Nine:
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Continue Reading Two Fugs in a Pod
November 10th, 2009 at 09:55am
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Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds:
At [Pam's] fragrance launch in Miami, her manager demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates shadows and imperfections. [Several] celebrity lensman argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job, [so Anderson's manager] then banned [them] and all others without a ring flash from Saturday’s Make-A-Wish Ball. Several photographers boycotted the charity event [over Anderson's ring-flash demands].
I don’t think a couple of fancy flash bulbs are gonna magically to turn back the clock twenty years and suddenly convince everyone that Pamela Anderson is beautiful again. It’s be like dumping a teaspoon of water on a gasoline fire or making a hooker put her teeth back in after giving you a blowjob. Look, we’ve been to the puppet show, we’ve seen the strings. The damage is already done, baby. You ain’t foolin’ anybody with that shit.
Looking pregnant last month:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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Continue Reading Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness
