Tila Tequila
January 21st, 2010 at 12:42pm
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Last night Tila Tequila was going bizonkers on her Twitter per the usual. She’s going to be an Ambassador to Vietnam still, she’s back to claiming she’s pregnant and she was complaining about a bad case of diarrhea. But! She also had a Blind Item for us! Someone’s been talking shit about Tila again in the press, but she’s tired of just putting people on blast so she made it a fun little game. Do you guys think you can guess who the most recent person to speak out against Tila in the press it? It’s a toughie, but I’m sure you gossip junkies will be able to figure it out.
OK, fine! Here are some more hints:
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By molls
Continue Reading Let’s Play the Tila Tequila Blind Item Guessing Game!
January 18th, 2010 at 09:53pm
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OH THE DRAMA.
Sometimes you just love somebody so much that you literally have to go on E! to bid a tearful videotaped farewell to her and then publicly blame her death on Tila Tequila. Which is exactly what Courtenay Semel did this week. Casey was literally her other half (how would that actually work, in a literal sense?) and she will never — probably — be with anyone else ever again. For the rest of her life. Ever. She will love Casey literally forever and ever. Literally. In the literal sense. Forever and ever. Not even figuratively you guys.
How can vapidity shine so brightly through grief?
Courtenay also mentions that she’s sorry she ever brought Tila Tequila into their world, “because she destroyed it.” You’ll recall, of course, that after a stormy and violent and drug-riddled relationship with Casey Johnson, which, I believe, involved one of them setting the other’s hair on fire, Courtenay started dating Tila Tequila. And then they broke up and Tila started dating Casey. And now Courtenay is on E! talking about Casey’s drug-related death and Tila’s blame in that, because obviously everyone was totally sober back when they were setting each other’s hair on fire and beating each other up, and Casey, at age 30, could never be expected to be responsible for her own physical well-being and/or sobriety.
So, ya know, this whole thing is totally insane, and it makes me super happy that I am neither rich nor famous.
Tags: Casey Johnson, Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila
By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Courtenay Semel Says Goodbye to Ex-Girlfriend Casey Johnson and Also She Hates Tila Tequila
January 17th, 2010 at 11:45am
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Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.
Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.
At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.
Tags: kim kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila
By molls
Continue Reading Tila Tequila: “Miley Cyrus is NOT a Virgin!”
January 15th, 2010 at 04:31pm
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Tila Tequila is disgusting for many reasons. She’s a plastic whorey troll who looks like an alien, she’s dumber than a box of hair, she sluts it up for anyone who will stand still for two consecutive seconds, she’s a compulsive liar, and she will do literally anything for attention. None of this is new, but what’s new is that she’s currently spiraling into a complete psychotic break.
Tila’s always been pretty crazycakes, but she rocketed into batshit insane territory following the death of her “fiancée” Casey Johnson (whom she only dated for a month, by the way). Tila’s publicist hit the limit of her patience and quit yesterday. Since then Tila gave a weird, “tearful” video interview to Radar Online and has been using her Twitter as a live-feed documentary of her fall into genuine clinical psychosis.
First she decided she was an angel sent from God:
Listen u guys wanna know about Haiti? Let me tell you something right now. There will be more disasters to come. Even bigger! Warning signs.
I know how the world will end, and yes, it will end. Not in the way you all think it is, but it will end.
Everything you do now is totally irrelevant to what is to come. I am only here to warn you as God’s Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human
Then she said that God took Casey away because of some sort of fraternisation clause in the Angel etiquette handbook:
God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job. But I fell in Love with Another Angel
So he took her away from me. That was my fault. I broke the rules of being an Angel on Earth as a messenger. We’re not allowed 2 fall in luv
With another Angel. Cuz it will distract me from doing my job of helping the world. The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped.
God sent me here, but did not tell me how or what I needed to do, so just like all other Angels, I had to choose my path on how 2 blend in..
But now time has run out, I have no choice but to reveal myself and who I really am. There is no more time to waste. We must help each other
Then she tried to raise an “army”:
From me trying to stand up for Domestic Violence, Fight For Gay Rights & animal cruelty, Starting the 4 those who are good pple..
I try as best I can 2 gather all the good people 2gether & help those that are in need. But as i said, I am only the messenger that u killed
Then she decided to “quit” Twitter:
These will be my last words and my last warning 2 everyone on Twitter. I pray for you & your loved ones. God Bless & take care. Off I go. xo
But that only lasted a few minutes, until she decided to become the Ambassador to Vietnam:
I wil be gone for a while as I have teamed up with some Ambassadors. My next step is to become Ambassador 4 my country in Vietnam….
Say goodbye to “TILA TEQUILA” as she is no longer needed & I have revealed my true identity. Real work needs to be done now. I must go.
Then she decided she was pregnant with GI Joe’s baby:
I have a baby growing inside of me now, & that is my new happiness in life. Happiness is something hard to find, but then again. not really.
That is the big news. Its no longer my brother’s baby as Surrogate mother. It is MY very own baby. Yes. MINE. Jayden came back to his Mommy!
Ps-I’m just happy cuz the baby’s father is a AMERICAN HERO! Served in the US ARMY 4 10 years & fought war in Afgan & got shot. He survived.
Now hes out of Army after 10 years and is now a fireman and EMT! My baby’s father is a HERO and saves lives & risked his own in call of duty
yes my babys father was in Afgan for 10 years & got shot many times. He survived. Casey wanted me to do invitro with him cuz hes a HERO! xox
Casey & I planned the pregnancy together, she wanted me to be the pregnant one, that’s why I did it & we picked a US VET HERO!!! SO blessed!
Then she thought she’d retire from the public eye:
New picture. Next Chapter. Time to move on & shut media out of my personal life. I will only let u in so far & now its back 2 business. xo
Which lasted about three hours, until she went back to planning her ambassadorship:
Great news! I am currently starting my process 2 become Ambassador of Vietnam! Fingers crossed! My other Ambassador friend I know R helping
As Ambassador 4 Vietnam I’ll do SO much 2 help my country! I will help them THRIVE & flourish! In honor of all my ancestors who died in war!
This was ALL within the last 24 hours, and she’s currently nattering about being in a “hardcore” CNN interview tonight. This is seriously way too much crazy for me to take in. Based on her Twitter feed, Tila Tequila never sleeps for more than a couple hours at a time, has no friends, never goes anywhere or does anything besides Tweet and pose for pictures, and is crazier than a shithouse rat. I don’t know if she’s high as hell every minute of her life, if she’s genuinely insane, or if it’s all just the world’s most ceaselessly obnoxious cry for attention, but I am done. DONE.
I’m never, ever talking about Tila Tequila again. Maybe on the day she dies for realsies I’ll talk about it so we can all celebrate a little, but until then she is DEAD TO ME. I don’t know how Abby and Sonya feel about it, and maybe they’ll still cover Tila Tequila’s crazy shenanigans, but after the last ten days I just cannot HANDLE her ass anymore.
Tags: Casey Johnson, Gossip, Haiti earthquake, Tila Tequila, Twitter
By sarah
Continue Reading Tila Tequila is Dead to Me
January 15th, 2010 at 10:09am
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Tila Tequila is freakin’ me out, man. Whenever I check her Twitter these days, I get so nervous. If she’s not ranting about someone crossing her, she’s announcing unrealistic plans (Ambassador to Vietnam? Yeah, OK!) or talking about herself like she’s some wild, sexual being. She doesn’t appear to sleep, have any friends offline except for Meghan McCain (and who knows when the last time they actually saw each other was) or realize that her behavior is odd. She’s always like this, but the last couple of weeks (since her fiancee Casey Johnson died) have been truly off-the-charts insane.
Then today we find out that Tila’s publicist quit and she’ll be representing herself until she hires someone else. Considering her last rep seemed to peace out on her because she couldn’t deal with the insanity, I don’t know if “one of the biggest PR firms out there”, as mentioned in her Tweet, would be interested in trying to deal with her. That’d be like CAA signing Lindsay Lohan in the middle that DUI spree she had a couple years back. The chick’s a liability.
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By molls
Continue Reading Like a Zoo Animal on the Loose
January 12th, 2010 at 12:10pm
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Casey Johnson (seen above with some of her old BFFs, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Kim Kardashian), was laid to rest today in New Jersey. Though the cause of her death is still undetermined (ehhhh… for the record, anyway), her family and friends remembered her in a private, open casket ceremony. There are more memorials being planned for the upcoming weeks.
One person was noticeably missing from the ceremony was Casey’s fiancee, Tila Tequila. According to sources close to Tila (probably herself) she was devastated that Casey’s family didn’t treat their relationship like a real union and hurt that they shut her out of funeral plans. Meanwhile, Tila has been Twittering up a storm and pointing fingers at everybody she can. Her Twitter, it really is one of the most fascinating things out there these days.
Tags: Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila
By molls
Continue Reading Casey Johnson Buried Without a Tila In Sight
January 8th, 2010 at 02:53pm
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Tila, who is still suffering the after-effects of the loss of fiancee, Casey Johnson, had photos taken recently which were clearly intended to document her travels through the murky depths of life and death and loss … and craziness.
She looks like she’s upset, yes? I know if I had lost my fiance, I’d look like death warmed over. Cold, dead eyes, a pasty pallor and probably a nice crop of stress zits. Kind of like how Courtney Love looks, well, all of the time.
I’m torn on how to feel for this girl. She did lose someone close to her, no doubt — but her weird way of dealing with it, it comes across as just … bizarre nonchalance. I know people deal with things in different ways but, damn, Tila. Put a shapeless black frock on or something.
Tags: Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila
By sarah
Continue Reading Tila Tequila is Still Distraught and Wants to Let You Know By Showing You Her Ta-Ta’s
January 7th, 2010 at 01:10pm
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Tila Tequila is still out her damn mind and it’s completely ruining the moment while we’re trying to mourn Casey Johnson. Yesterday she got in to a fight with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over her deceased fiancee’s dogs, the visual of which is just absolutely hilarious. Nicky, who is Casey’s daughter’s godmother, and Bijou had been sent over to Tila’s house to pick up the pooches, but Tila wasn’t having any of it.
They fought verbally until eventually two LAPD squad cars were called. Nicky and Bijou were given possession of the dogs and as they took them away, Tila said through tears, “They don’t care about the dogs. They are putting them to sleep to bury with Casey.” This was immediately shut down by Bijou who said there was no such plan. Tila Tequila is insane. Put the dogs down to sleep to bury them with their owner? What kind of serial killer mentality is that? That’s disgusting. Do people do that?
Oh and then there’s this:
This chick scares the bejesus out of me, you guys.
Tags: Bijou Phillips, Casey Johnson, Nicky Hilton, Tila Tequila
By molls
Continue Reading Tila Tequila and Nicky Hilton: Throwing Down Over Bitches
