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December 10th, 2009 at 10:06am
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I know you’re as sick of hearing about Tiger as I am of writing about Tiger, so here’s a little change-of-pace palate cleanser for you: Victoria’s Secret Angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel frolicking on the beach in bikinis. I may not have a beard or a red suit, but sometimes a faint mustache and forty extra pounds are all you need to be Santa. So Merry Christmas, jerk offs!
More Yuletide cheer after the jump.
Candice Swanepoel:
Doutzen Kroes:
Alessandra Ambrosio:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, angels, bikini, candice swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Gossip, Photos, pictures, shoot, Victoria's Secret
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Continue Reading Alessandra, Doutzen and Candice Are Here to Help
October 27th, 2009 at 08:27am
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Former model Samantha Burke unveiled the five-week old results of her one-night stand with actor Jude Law in an exclusive interview with this week’s Hello! magazine. The Daily Mail says
Miss Burke, who reportedly earned $300,000 for the Hello! photoshoot, said: ‘I think [Jude will] fall in love with her when he sees her. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he’s done before.”
But Miss Burke [admitted that] he has not yet traveled to meet Sophia.
Asked if she had received any presents from Jude, who demanded a DNA test a few months ago, the former model [said], ‘No, nothing.’
Unless you count the genital herpes she got from him ten months ago, but I wouldn’t really call that a present per se. It’s not like you can return it at a department store. But fortunately, you can always re-gift it!
Jude playing soccer with his legitimate children:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Tags: baby, Gossip, hello magazine, jude law, model, Photos, pictures, samantha burke, shoot, sophia lee
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Continue Reading Meet Jude Law’s Latest Bastard Child
October 19th, 2009 at 10:55am
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I’m not a gay man or a bitter divorcee desperately clinging to what’s left of my rapidly-waning sexuality, so I don’t really give a shit about the Sex and the City sequel. But there are a lot of you out there that are super-excited about the movie, which includes this “surprise” cameo by Miley Cyrus. Pacific Coast News said
“Kim Cattrall and Miley Cyrus shoot a scene for “Sex and the City 2″ where they turn up for a movie premiere in the same outfit! The premiere was for a movie called “Heart of the Desert”, which appeared to star Samantha’s (Kim Cattrall) boyfriend Smith (Jason Lewis). The dresses were by Matthew Williamson.”
When asked for comment on her makeup, Miley reportedly said, “It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.” Why so serious, Miley?
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Tags: cameo, Gossip, Kim Cattrall, Miley Cyrus, Photos, pictures, same dress, Sex and the City, shoot
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Continue Reading When Hag Meets Haggard: Miley Cyrus’ SATC Cameo
October 9th, 2009 at 10:09am
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I get about five or six emails a day calling me a racist, or a misogynist, or a racist misogynist, so today I’m going to make a point to show you that I can be just as demeaning to men as I am to women, regardless of their race. I present “Twilight’s” Taylor Lautner, in all his wet-shirted glory. I guess a man frolicking in the waves and staving off a head injury is sexy to some people. And by “some people” I of course mean “queers.” I don’t want to come off as too self-righteous here or anything.
Even more after the jump:
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Tags: Gossip, Photos, pictures, see-through, shoot, Taylor Lautner, Twilight, wet t-shirt
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Continue Reading Taylor Lautner is See-Though and Wet
September 18th, 2009 at 10:20am
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Actress and former face of Lancome cosmetics Uma Thurman attempts “bordello sexy” in a spread for next months’ W magazine. The Daily Mail says
The 39-year-old smoulders on a couch clad in a feathered stole, and black stockings and suspenders in a photoshoot for W magazine.
The 39-year-old looks like a tragic actress on the way down the greasy pole of celebrity.
“Greasy pole of celebrity?” Funny, I always just called him “Mickey Rourke.” To each his own, I guess.
Bonus pics of Kim Kardashian in — what else? — a bikini:
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Tags: bikini, Gossip, kim kardashian, Photos, pictures, shoot, uma thurman, W Magazine
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Continue Reading Uma Thurman in W Magazine (and Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics)
September 4th, 2009 at 02:11pm
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Drew Barrymore and fellow co-stars Juliette Lewis, Ellen Page and Zoe Bell recreate some of the scenes from her new movie “Whip It” in a photo shoot for next month’s Vs magazine. The film is based on the true story of the Texas Roller Derby League, which is weird because I was 99% sure that football was the only authorized sport in Texas. God knows A&M can’t get any other kind of ball through a hoop. Zing!
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Tags: Drew Barrymore, ellen page, Gossip, juliette lewis, Photos, pictures, shoot, vs magazine, whip it, zoe bell
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Continue Reading S.S. Drew Barrymore Gets Her Rollergirl On in Vs Magazine
August 27th, 2009 at 06:50pm
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The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture of 24-year old Lily Allen sucking her thumb in next month’s issue of Elle magazine was the time my Uncle Lloyd got wasted at my sister’s wedding and finished his toast with, “Wanna know what the best thing about having sex with twenty-four year olds is? That there’s twenty of ‘em! Ha hahaha ha!” That was also the same year my Aunt Tina got arrested for stabbing him in the neck with a lawn dart at a pee-wee football game. True fucking story. Really, you can’t make this shit up.
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Continue Reading S.S. Lily Allen in October 2009 Elle Magazine
August 5th, 2009 at 06:41pm
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Dad always used to say, “It’s amazing what a little makeup and a shave can do for a gal.” Of course, he was talking about the tranny prostitute he was arrested for soliciting, but I think it still applies here.
Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle all clean-shaven for next month’s Harper’s Bazaar:
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Continue Reading S.S. Susan Boyle’s Harper’s Bazaar Makeover
