Samantha Ronson
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:22pm
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Lindsay Lohan’s interview with The Sun is so bananas that yesterday I didn’t even believe that it was real. Turns out that not only is it real, but yesterday was just the tip of the iceberg. Today we get part two of the interview and this is where we get to the juicy stuff, namely Lindz famously tumultuous relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
Once again, let’s just skip to the best quotes:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.”
“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”
“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her.”
“All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”
“She kind of does what she wants now. It’s changed, so who’s to say we won’t be together again?”
“Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it’s normal. But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse. That comes with the territory.”
“It was a big deal for me because I’ve never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time. That was really scary for me. But I didn’t care because I love her.”
First of all, I love the idea of the Ronson family struggling with Samantha’s “fame”. Considering that Samantha’s brother is a huge music producer and her sister is a top fashion designer, I would assume that the Ronson’s problem was not with their daughter being in the spotlight, but whom she was in the spotlight with. And the talk about a possible reconciliation? Ugh, kill me. If I don’t think I can survive these two giving it another go, there’s no way that they will.
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By molls
Continue Reading Lindsay Lohan Brings The Crazy Heat For Part Two of Sun Interview
February 8th, 2010 at 01:10pm
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We thought it was done between Lindsay and Samantha, but that’s why we’re a bunch of idiots. Of course these two can keep their hands off of each other… except this time it’s less “heavy petting” and more “heavy beating”, if you know what I mean. If you don’t know what I mean, let me spell it out for you: These two broads have turned on each other and their relationship, according to sources, has gotten violent. From Radar:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her.
“She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
Yikes! And to add insult to injury (pun very much intended) these two crazy cats are living in the same building. If Lindsay’s bank account is in as much trouble as it’s rumored to be, Sam better be the one to make the move because I don’t think Lindsay even has the choice to go anywhere else. The source also told Radar:
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”
This is a seriously unhealthy situation for both parties. Last time I was in a relationship this tumultuous and immature, I know it would have gone on forever if it wasn’t time for me to go to college.
They’re too old for their families to control their lives and make them move on (although Samantha’s family has tried), but they’re probably so young that they can still handle this much drama and bullshit. What’s going to be the last straw for these two?
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By molls
Continue Reading Sam and Linds Have Gone From Crazy to Crazy Abusive
January 19th, 2010 at 03:25pm
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Lindsay Lohan may have just broken up with her girlfriend that was probably definitely a woman, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t mean that that’s going to hold a bitch back from getting her make-out on. Yesterday Lohan was caught on tape (sorry, no embed) sucking face with a dude after shopping a bit at a store called Church Boutique on Santa Monica Boulevard. According to TMZ, this bro is some French actor named Aurelien Wiik. That explains the smile she has when he’s holding the sides of her face and talking to her. The dude looks like John Mayer and has a French accent. Damn, Lohan. That wasn’t the kind of comeback I was hoping you’d have, but I will accept it.
TMZ is quick to point out that Lindz’ transition from having a girlfriend to having a boyfriend is awfully similar to another crazy actress, Anne Heche. I’m not so quick to agree. We know that Lindsay has a long list of men she’s bedded, but who knows who or what she’ll date after this guy. I’m thinking that she could blow through at least three chicks and two dudes before Valentine’s Day if she plays her cards right. More than that, Lohan has the potential to bring object-sexuality to the mainstream. There’s no stopping a woman on a mission, am I right?
Tags: Aurelien Wiik, lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By molls
Continue Reading Look Who’s Back in the Game!
December 2nd, 2009 at 05:16pm
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John Mayer, who we all either love or hate consistently for his ridiculous public persona, has made headlines again for messing with chicks that he has no business being around. Except this time it’s a little different than that whole Jennifer Aniston thing… He was just trying to get the most famous lesbian couple in the world back together, and as a gossip blogger I have to thank him.
The details according to Hollyscoop:
“Lindsay and Sam didn’t arrive together. Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting.”
According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat on the opposite side of John. The source says, “Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”
And whatever John said, it reportedly made a huge difference to the girls! Apparently after John’s little intervention, Lindsay and Sam spent the night talking and laughing.
“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” the spy says. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.
OK, so probably what happened was John Mayer was holding court with some homies in a corner, Lohan came up to him all “Why isn’t Samantha talking to me?!” and stomping her feet and the whole deal and so then eventually John was like “Hold on, let me talk to her. Then John went to the DJ booth and was like “Go talk to Lindsay” and then Samantha was like “I can’t deal with that right now. I’m working.” Finally, John convinces Samantha to put her iPod on shuffle and she goes over to Lohan and tries to pretend everything is happy and normal for a few minutes. She was just putting in the time because it would buy her some breathing room. You know that move, you know how that works.
But John Mayer is totally a connecter, you guys. You heard it here third.
Tags: John Mayer, lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By molls
Continue Reading Did John Mayer Save Lindsay and Samantha?
November 18th, 2009 at 07:07pm
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I’ve had a weird fascination with Courtenay Semel ever since she was on that random TV show where they made spoiled rich kids drive cattle. I think it has something to do with the way her first name is spelled. I just don’t think I’d be able to talk to her without being all like, “Heeeeey, Court-e-naaaaaay.” Also it’s a neat coincidence that the last sound there is “neigh” and she kind of looks like a horse. That was mean. Pretend I didn’t say it.
Anyway. Court’s on the cover of lesbo-riffic mag Curve this month, and what would she talk about if not her (non-) relationship with Lindsay Lohan? Oh, right, and that rehab stint earlier this year:
“I always said you’ll never see me get a DUI, you’ll never see me falling drunk out of a club, you’ll never see me get arrested, you’ll never see that side of me and unfortunately, it did happen. I did take responsibility for my actions. … But, at the same time, I think, you know, everyone scrutinizes, Lindsay for everything she went through, but they should thank her, because it shows you exactly what not to do … I would like to say that Lindsay and I would make a really hot couple, but unfortunately we were best friends and the media kind of ruined that relationship. Let’s put it this way, it’s kind of like another one of … my little frenemies out there was protecting their own self and their own relationship and threw us under the bus. But, for me, it was like, I would go to an event and they would start to say, ‘So you and Lindsay aren’t friends anymore,’ and I’m like, ‘Oh, really? That’s news to me.’”
Ummmm, is that Courtenay Semel accusing Samantha Ronson of planting rumors in the press? That’s sure what it sounds like to me.
My Lord, I’m so glad I’m not famous. These people are terrible.
More pics of the twosome in happier days (late 2007-ish) are in the gallery.
Tags: Courtenay Semel, lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Courtenay Semel Says Samantha Ronson Sabotaged Her Friendship with Lindsay Lohan
October 15th, 2009 at 01:00am
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Ha ha ha I’d totally write something more but I’m laughing too hard at my own headline.
Okay but seriously people help me finish this sentence:
“Samantha Ronson secretly stayed with Lindsay Lohan in Singapore and ____________________ .”
Your imaginative responses go in the comments.
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter Account Got Hacked by Someone Having a Very Public Fight with Samantha Ronson
October 14th, 2009 at 03:04am
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It’s reassuring to see that nothing has changed while I was away. Sure, Lindsay may have finally switched over to her lindsaylohan account name (and I don’t blame her for trying to distance herself from that other ID that forever linked her with that DayGlo spray tanner in a can, sevinnyne6126), but other than that, I see she’s still sharing her angst with the Twitterverse.
In today’s installment of Lindsanity, the actress laments the mutual but impossible love that she shares with Samantha Ronson. Two star-crossed lovers who can’t be together due to Sam’s disapproving family — a family comprised of a Grammy-winning music exec and a well-established clothing designer who apparently “hate” Sam’s ability to work a turntable. What’s a talentless, singer/actress/model/director/fashion consultant/fame whore/stalker to do?
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson
By Wendie
Continue Reading A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet
October 10th, 2009 at 10:15am
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Just what Hollywood needs, another overpriced, C-list laden, paparazzi covered bar!
The opening night of new club Voyeur went down on Thursday and tons of celebs came out (read: got free bottle service) to be there for all the madness. Samantha Ronson, Gerard Butler, Shane West and Shanna Moakler were snapped headed in and out of the club by the paparazzi, who must have been taking a break from standing in front of Teddy’s or Guys and Dolls or wherever the hell the kids are going these days. Bardot. Is that one of them? H-Wood? Is that still open? Hyde? Les Deux? Opera? Anyone wanna play a game of LA-club based Scategories?
Tags: gerard butler, Los Angeles, Samantha Ronson, Shane West, Shanna Moakler
By molls
Continue Reading Finally! A Place In Hollywood Where You Can Kick Back And Drink!
August 19th, 2009 at 03:57pm
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In case you were wondering, it seems that there is still something going on with Samantha and Lindsay. How did I live previous to the incarnation of Twitter? It’s like having kids; I can’t remember my life “before”.
So, today Samantha Ronson lamented early bedtimes. Lindsay — and pay attention because she finally got control of the name Lindsay Lohan on Twitter. I think she’ll be switching over in the next couple days — replied almost immediately offering herself up. And this is why I know Lindsay is a drugged up waste right now. Because there is no edit. It’s not refreshing honesty like you’d expect from Kate Winslet or even crazy couch-jumping proclamations like we saw with Tom Cruise. It’s just an outright, cringe-worthy, 140 characters or less pussy proffering for all the world to witness. It’s probably the biggest reason why I can’t be an actual Lohan hater. Sure, she’s patchy and unemployed, but also so obviously in need of attention: I suspect medical and mental.
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson, Uncategorized
By Wendie
Continue Reading In Case You Were Wondering …
August 7th, 2009 at 11:48am
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Lindsay Lohan, the world’s slowest learner of lessons, hit up an LA eatery with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson in what could be interpreted to be an early b-day dinner for the DJ. Unfortunately, after the two sucked down their first round of post meal cigarettes and made their way to their car, Lindsay took it upon herself to give Sam her present early– a public wrist slap!
Per usual the paps were yelling questions at Lohan, most of which she ignored, except when one yelled “No more fighting, right?” to which she responded “Tell her that, not me!” Because taking any sort of highroad appears to be too difficult for Lohan, who still acts about the age she was when we first became acquainted with her.
I really have no interest in playing Dr. Phil to Lindsay’s obese housewife, but I feel like I gotta get this out: The girl lacks self-awareness. She has no idea how her recent catfight with Sam came across to, uh, everyone and no one would be able to break it down for her in a way that would allow the atrocity of her behavior to penetrate her thick-ass skull. She’s old enough that we can finally stop blaming Dina, so wild that we can’t be mad at Sam for not trying harder to straighten her out and still such a mess that we can’t really expect that she’ll grow out of it any time soon.
Honestly, I worry about this girl and her inability to show some personal responsibility.
Tags: lindsay lohan, Samantha Ronson, Uncategorized
By molls
Continue Reading Lohan Publicly Shames Ronson Once Again
