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February 16th, 2010 at 06:28pm
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Here’s one for the ladies, mainly myself, because it’s mah berfday today. I’d much rather prefer a naked Hugh Jackman or have Clive Owen glowering at me, telling me I’ve been a naughty little minx, but there is a shocking lack of male pap pictures, probably because they’re all a bunch of stupid men who like to take pictures of women. Anyhoooo, Channing Tatum to me is the equivalent of a vapid bimbo, who gets roles in movies because he’s pretty. But beggars can’t be choosers, so voilà! Here is Mr. Vanilla.
Tags: channing tatum, Gossip, s.s.
By sonya
Continue Reading S.S. Channing Tatum
February 3rd, 2010 at 09:28pm
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AnnaLynne McCord wore this little getup on the set of “90210″ yesterday, and it’s so nice that she had the foresight to preserve the modesty of her collarbone with that ginormous scarf. In related news, it was apparently quite nippy in LA yesterday. I bet AnnaLynne here could probably cut glass if she rubbed up against it.
Tags: Annalynne McCord, boobs, breasts, Gossip, nipples, s.s., see-through
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. AnnaLynne McCord is Well Dressed
February 1st, 2010 at 05:22pm
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Looks like Amanda Bynes is all growed up in all the right places. It’s kind of creepy though, because she has on the exact same smile as she does on the cover of the movies she did when she was a teenager. I mean, she’s 23, couldn’t she do more sexy, less sweet? I dunno. I suppose it’s all the same to you guys.
Tags: Amanda Bynes, Gossip, maxim, s.s.
By sonya
Continue Reading S.S. Amanda Bynes in Maxim
January 20th, 2010 at 05:47pm
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Miranda Kerr is nude in the February 2010 issue of GQ. If you’re interested, some GQ drone did a sissified interview where he talked to Miranda about her yappy little dog, her jailbird ex-boyfriend, the unsexiness of Victoria’s Secret and whether Orlando Bloom gets lonely. If you’re not a complete fruitcake, you can skip that bullshit and just look at more Miranda Kerr:
Tags: Gossip, gq magazine, Miranda Kerr, naked, nude, Orlando Bloom, s.s., Victoria's Secret
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Miranda Kerr Does GQ
January 18th, 2010 at 09:56pm
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Keeley Hazell did a lovely little photo shoot as a promo for her new interactive video “Keeping Keeley”, sponsored by Lynx Effect (that’s Axe Body Spray to Americans). We had exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from the video last week, as you probably recall. Americans can’t watch the video, because that’s just the price which must be paid for having body sprays named after lumberjack tools instead of big cats (and also because the video is available exclusively to UK residents, who can watch it here).
But hey, quit crying your little bitch tears, Americans! There’s a sub-par Yank consolation prize! Here’s the trailer for “Keeping Keeley”:
And here’s the Axe Detailer video “Clean Your Balls” starring Jamie Pressly:
And in other sexy news, Abby will be back tomorrow (for realsies this time [I'm pretty sure]) so you can have a joyous reunion and finally stop cursing my name and wondering when the hell I’m gonna go away. It’s been delightful, my dears!
Kisses,
Sarah
Keeley Hazell in a promo shoot for “Keeping Keeley”:
Tags: Axe, Clean Your Balls, Gossip, jamie pressley, keeley hazell, Keeping Keeley, lynx, photo shoot, s.s., site news, video
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Keeley Hazell Still Wants to Be Kept
January 15th, 2010 at 06:08pm
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I don’t think any of these pictures are from the Victoria’s Secret 2010 Valentine’s Special we saw the other day. I’m pretty sure these are just from their regular, non-Valentine swimwear and lingerie catalogue, not that any of you lot really give a shit one way or the other what the hell they’re for. I’m sure all you care about is the fact that they feature Alessandra Ambrosio with very little fabric covering her naked flesh.
In other sexy news, Abby’s back from vacation early and will be re-joining you on Monday. As always, it’s been a pleasure being with you these last few weeks, and I’ll see you again soon.
Kisses,
Sarah
Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, bikini, Gossip, lingerie, s.s., site news, Victoria's Secret
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Victoria Has Lots of Secrets
January 13th, 2010 at 09:50pm
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So, apparently there’s this thing called the Victoria’s Secret 2010 Valentine’s Special. I don’t really know what the hell that’s supposed to mean, exactly… maybe there’s a Lifetime movie sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and it’s a heartwarming story of ladies swanning about in their knickers whilst eating fruit and squinting. I don’t really know. What I do know is that this Valentine’s Special involves Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wearing lingerie, so I didn’t really ask any questions because I figured that’s plenty good enough for you lot.
Tags: candice swanepoel, Gossip, lingerie, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, s.s., Victoria's Secret, Victoria's Secret 2010 Valentine's Special
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Victoria Has a Special Secret
January 11th, 2010 at 08:57pm
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Coco is built exactly like a blonde Jessica Rabbit, which I guess would make Ice-T a bunny with a speech impediment who has a seizure whenever anyone says, “Shave and a haircut.” I don’t really have a point here, but I do have pictures of Coco on a boat from a photoshoot for… some damn thing. I don’t know. Probably an ad for silicone or industrial lubricant, I would imagine.
Tags: ass, bikini, boobs, breasts, coco, Gossip, Ice-T, Jessica Rabbit, s.s.
By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Coco is On a Boat
