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January 17th, 2010 at 12:12pm
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“Russell Crowe. There’s no graciousness or humility about him. You can be talented but you also need luck to become successful and he has no gratitude. I’ve interviewed him for various awards shows. I know a lot of things that he’s allegedly said to people.”
- Joan Rivers tells Metro about the rudest celebrity she’s ever encountered on the red carpet. Let’s hope that Russell doesn’t show face at the Globes tonight because that could be awkward.
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By molls
Continue Reading Quotables
January 11th, 2010 at 05:48pm
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In news which should please Hello Kitty fetishists everywhere, Katy Perry might be hinting that she’s pregnant with Russell Brand’s baby. From People:
Either we’re reading too much between the Tweets, or the 25-year-old “Kiss the Girl” singer is sprinkling clues she’s having a baby with new fiancé Russell Brand.
It started with her Jan. 1 message: “Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!” Then on Friday, Perry wrote, “Hey @rustyrockets” – Brand’s Twitter name – “i heard ur prego-ed.” She adds, “I WANT IN AND OUT,” a Southern California hamburger chain, before telling Brand, “I love you … (awwwww barf!).”
Bump, prego, cravings, barf? It was all very cryptic, but then it was only a few days ago that Perry made oblique song lyric references on Twitter – before Brand came out and confirmed they were engaged on New Year’s Eve.
I’m sure we all agree that the idea of Katy Perry and Russell Brand procreating is a terrifying thing, but what we need to remember is that Katy Perry is a retarded attention whore. A few dumb Tweets from her is nothing to panic over. Although… keep in mind, their kids will look like this:
On second thought, I’m scared. Someone hold me.
Tags: baby, engaged, Gossip, Katy Perry, pregnancy rumors, russell brand
By sarah
Continue Reading Katy Perry May or May Not Be Pregnant
January 9th, 2010 at 06:34pm
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So. Katy Perry & Russell Brand got engaged on New Year’s Eve. Now, she’s been posting some tweets that have raised a few eyebrows over at pregnancy-obsessed People magazine. The tweets in question– where she tells Brand (@rustyrockets) that he’s “prego-ed,” then expresses a craving for In-N-Out burger– are below.
I don’t usually give a crap about possible celebrity pregnancies. It’s just a little weird to be speculating about what’s going on inside another woman’s uterus, isn’t it? (I have a hard enough time figuring out the mysteries of my own.) But a Perry/Brand baby is the most adorable idea since paint-by-numbers pictures of sad kitties with big eyes, so I hope it’s true.
Honestly, though… a recent engagement and a few suspect tweets isn’t very substantial evidence. What do you think? Is her tummy just rumbly for a flying dutchman, or is there an actual fetus in there?
Tags: Katy Perry, russell brand
By Kelly
Continue Reading Is Katy Perry Pregnant?
January 6th, 2010 at 12:05pm
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Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine’s Day and looks like they were willing to deliver.
Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain’s Sun by texting them “It’s true. Much love.” Us Weekly followed up with Russell’s rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly:
An insider tells Us that Brand popped the question with a ring, and Perry happily accepted.
The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
Well, Khloe and Lamar at least made it a couple months, so I give these two at least twice that with maybe even a baby or two before they finally can’t stand each other anymore.
Tags: Katy Perry, russell brand
By molls
Continue Reading The Couple With The Most Dark Hair is Getting Married
January 6th, 2010 at 12:05pm
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Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine’s Day and looks like they were willing to deliver.
Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain’s Sun by texting them “It’s true. Much love.” Us Weekly followed up with Russell’s rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly:
An insider tells Us that Brand popped the question with a ring, and Perry happily accepted.
The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
Well, Khloe and Lamar at least made it a couple months, so I give these two at least twice that with maybe even a baby or two before they finally can’t stand each other anymore.
Tags: Katy Perry, russell brand
By molls
Continue Reading The Couple With The Most Dark Hair is Getting Married
January 5th, 2010 at 01:45pm
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They say opposites attract, so I’m guessing “obnoxious” and “disgusting” must somehow be opposites, because Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged. From Us:
The wacky pair — who’ve been dating since September 2009 — became betrothed five days ago while on holiday in Jaipur, India. A pal says that Brand, 34, proposed with a ring, and that Perry, 25, happily accepted.
On Twitter Dec. 29, the pop singer shared a sweet snapshot of her and the British comedian in front of India’s famed Taj Mahal. “He built this for me,” she wrote beneath the photo.
The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
At November’s MTV Europe Music Awards, Perry paid tribute to Brand via her on-stage underpants, emblazoned with his nickname, “Rusty.”
Well, that’s nice. Maybe for the wedding, Katy Perry can wear a Hello Kitty helmet, a cone bra and an edible cupcake skirt with “Rusty” written all over it in coloured frosting. You know, something subtle and tasteful, as is her wont. I bet their kids are gonna look like this:
Tags: engaged, engagement, Gossip, Katy Perry, russell brand
By sarah
Continue Reading This Freakshow is Now Official
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:56pm
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Katy Perry is all in a tizzy because someone dared to suggest that she may have been getting cozy with Twilight star Robert Pattinson. Says NineMSN,
The wide-eyed popette was outraged to hear rumours she had been “flirting outrageously” with Twilight’s Robert Pattinson at an LA karaoke bar, after which she apparently left with him in the same car.
“Read a bunch of yesterdays news - B**LOCKS,” she Twittered.
“Ppl should know by now that I don’t do vampires, but I do DO @rustyrockets [Brand's Twitter username]. Don’t get it TWISTED!”
Now, I’m no squealing fan of Robert Pattinson, but I’d take it as a step up to be associated with him rather than oily-looking, hairy, looks-like-a-cult-leader Russell Brand. Plus the fact that he’s put his slimy sausage into every available orifice that he’s run across. He’s probably breeding his own special Brand of an STD. Brand-get it? Ha ha. I amuse myself greatly.
Tags: flirting, Gossip, Katy Perry, Robert Pattinson, rumors, russell brand
By sonya
Continue Reading Well, Pardon Me
