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Anne Hathaway Shows Some Skin

February 26th, 2010 at 10:46am Under Celebrity News

Anne Hathaway’s skin is the kind of thing you might see at a barbecue at Twelve Oakes with the Wilkeses, right before a handsome blockade runner with a debonair smile leers up at you knowingly from the bottom of the staircase railing. I didn’t think it was possible to have skin that white without a mammy and your very own cotton plantation.

At the Alice in Wonderland premiere yesterday:

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Jessica Simpson, Sweetie Dahling

January 21st, 2010 at 09:30am Under Celebrity News

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Oh, look — it’s Patsy Stone from “Absolutely Fabulous” at the premiere of “Extraordinary Measures!” Boy, she’s really put on a few, hasn’t she? The Patsy I remember had only eaten a single crisp since 1974; this Patsy seems to have just plowed through an entire warehouse pallet of them. I guess drinking Chanel No. 5 straight from the bottle causes more bloating than you’d think. That’s why always I stick with English Leather for Men. Rugged and refreshing, without any of the unwanted calories of high-end perfumes!

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Rachel McAdams Looks Like Hell

January 14th, 2010 at 01:54pm Under Celebrity News

Rachel McAdams was at the Madrid premiere of Sherlock Holmes, and she wore this weirdly frumpy, dowdy grandmother dress in a horrible beige colour which completely washes out her normally lovely skin. The crunchy looking helmet hair and the heavy bronze eye makeup were not helping. Rachel McAdams is beautiful, but she’s always looked a little wan as a blonde (she’s much prettier with dark hair) and this whole colour palette she’s got going on here is doing her no favours. I even hate her earrings, which look like bedazzled spear heads, and her shoes look like orthopedic fuck me pumps or something. I just don’t understand any of this.

Rachel McAdams at the Spanish premiere of Sherlock Holmes in Madrid:

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Gerard Butler in a Man Skirt

November 17th, 2009 at 09:48am Under Celebrity News

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Unless your name is William Wallace and it’s the latter half of the 13th century or you’re a hot sixteen-year old girl enrolled in Catholic school, your ass has no business in a kilt. Case in point: Gerard Butler at the UK premiere of his new movie “Law Abiding Citizen.” If I want to see big ol’ knobby knees covered in hair, I’ll just start wearing shorts again, thank you very much.

Make sure to check out Gerard’s impressive wiener medallion, or as it’s known in the Highland vernacular, “sporran”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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Brad Pitt Wears Fancy Slippers

September 21st, 2009 at 09:39am Under Celebrity News

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Brad Pitt looked like a pretentious asswipe when he showed up to the Spanish premiere of Inglorious Basterds in a pair of monogrammed slippers. Still, I don’t think we should just jump to conclusions without giving him a chance to explain himself. For all we know, that BP could stand for “Butt Plug.” Or “Ball-less Puss.” It is Brad Pitt we’re talking about, after all.

With director Quention Tarantino:

Rachel McAdams Shows Cleave at Time Traveler’s Premiere

August 13th, 2009 at 10:00am Under Celebrity News

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Rachel McAdams wore a cut-to-there dress at the premiere of “The Time Traveler’s Wife” last night. Too bad she couldn’t travel back in time and get an actual pair of boobs. I’ve seen better cleavage on a slab of boromullite! Get it? Boromullite is a mineral that doesn’t even have cleavage! Yep, nothing stings more than a good petrology burn. Plenty more where that came from, baby! Woo!

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at Inglourious Basterds Premiere

August 11th, 2009 at 09:44am Under Celebrity News

It might be a $20,000 dress constructed entirely of aniline-finished top grain leather made from the skin of unborn baby calves and stitched together by a small tribe of leather craftsmen living in the foothills of the Andes, but the fact still remains Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are dressed alike. Only seventh grade girls and people who get their portraits made at Olan Mills do that. Gay!