Paris Hilton
February 15th, 2010 at 12:22pm
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Paris Hilton lived it up in Rio this weekend with her idiot boyfriend while hosting a Valentine’s Day bash. In her downtime, Paris did what Paris does, which is shaking that ass for the camera. The paps caught up with ParPar on her hotel balcony, and upon spotting the cameras, she immediately stuck her ass out and starting posing. You gotta love a creature of habit, you know?
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By molls
Continue Reading Hey Rio, Tell Me How My Ass Taste
February 5th, 2010 at 12:03pm
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Paris Hilton was in New York yesterday filming a commercial for the Israeli lottery and it looks like homegirl still thinks she’s living in the mid-00s. The hair, the big-ass bag, the leopard coat, the cheap-looking expensive dresses… Hasn’t she been doing this bit for like, years now? Sure, sure… it’s Paris’ Barbie-like persona that made America start to care about her (the sex tape sealed the deal, of course) but girl, it’s time for a reinvention. As far as I’m concerned, if she didn’t seem to have gained a little bit of healthy weight over the years, these might as well be promotional photos from The Simple Life 3.
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By molls
Continue Reading Dear Paris, It’s Not 2004 Anymore. Love, Molls
January 17th, 2010 at 10:52pm
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You guys, Paris Hilton’s Twitter is like the funniest thing in the world right now. It is 95% product placement and 5% fawning over Doug Reinhardt. I don’t know which I find more disturbing. But all that girl does on her Twitter is plug nightclubs and restaurants and websites, and she doesn’t even have the Lohan-style decency to occasionally go on drunken rants. One of her favorite websites to plug right now is her own, the re-launched ParisHilton.com, which features a strikingly underutilized Community section composed primarily of Paris’s own posts and phenomenally creepy fan art. And this photo of her and Nicky in a bathtub, which Paris herself posted:
I think the only Twitter I hate more right now is The Situation’s, which is, like, written by a magical computer permanently set on “douchebag.” I’ve never seen anything quite as upsetting.
Paris and Doug were out and about in Vegas this weekend, club-hopping for cash. She’s put on weight in the past six months, which I think might be a good thing. I think it’s possible that Paris Hilton is actually experiencing some internal peace and happiness, and, if so, good for her. Just cut it out with the pay-per-tweet, dude.
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By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Paris Hilton Still Exists
January 17th, 2010 at 11:45am
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Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.
Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.
At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.
Tags: kim kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila
By molls
Continue Reading Tila Tequila: “Miley Cyrus is NOT a Virgin!”
January 6th, 2010 at 01:34pm
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Kim Kardashian’s stupid perfume is finally coming out, so if you’ve never been satisfied with Paris Hilton’s stinkspray, you can finally quit crying yourself to sleep every night. From People:
Since Kim Kardashian first broke the news that she’d be creating a signature scent a-year-and-a-half ago, the reality star has kept us guessing about exactly what the fragrance would be like. But today she finally unveils a sizzling new campaign for the eponymous scent developed with Lighthouse Beauty exclusively to PEOPLE. Dressed in retro lingerie and a marabou coat, Kim swings from a circle that mirrors the smoky bottle, in an image that plays up her signature sex appeal. The scent itself mixes notes that were chosen to reflect aspects of her personality, with jasmine, tuberose and gardenia evoking her femininity and tonka bean and sandalwood suggesting an even softer side. For the time being, however, you can look — but not smell. The scent, which will range in price from $16 for a .33-oz. rollerball to $65 for a 3.4-oz. spray, won’t launch until February, exclusively at Sephora.
Awesome. For the bargain price of just $65, now I can finally mist myself with the stench of a thousand flowers steeped in musk, with a whiff of urine. I can’t wait! Voluptuous new fragrance, indeed. I’m especially encouraged by the fact that in her perfume’s very own ad, Kim Kardashian has a look on her face like she smelled a voluptuous fart.
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By sarah
Continue Reading Have You Ever Wondered What the Mythical Whoreflower Smells Like?
January 5th, 2010 at 10:57am
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Most people don’t seem to know who Casey Johnson, the Johnson&Johnson heiress who passed away yesterday, but Paris and Nicky Hilton sure did. The fellow heiresses were family friends with Casey and according to Paris’ Twitter eulogy, this is not easy news for them to hear. While Paris Tweeted her condolences, Nicky Hilton, her mom Kathy and her boyfriend David Katzenberg went to the Johnson home last night to offer their support.
No one seems to be taking the news as hard as Casey’s future wife, Tila Tequila. In fact, she’s so upset that she just can’t stop Tweeting about it. Here are some of her Twitter posts from last night:
I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
I can’t stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together…
It’s nice that she took a night off from the computer and whatever the hell she’s on to just grieve, right?
As for the cause of death, we’re still waiting and it looks like we’re going to be waiting for awhile. Because of the high-profile nature of her case, Casey’s autopsy results have been sealed and won’t be released until about a month from now. There’s a chance that the family may make an announcement before then and we will definitely hear rumors, but nothing official should be released for awhile.
The common COD is widely believed to be drug use, but it may also be diabetes related. Wow, that sounds awfully familiar.
Tags: Casey Johnson, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton
By molls
Continue Reading The Hilton Sisters Mourn the Loss of Casey Johnson
November 19th, 2009 at 12:13pm
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Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house late Tuesday night after she got into a drunken shoving match with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt in the middle of her driveway. But of course, Paris is claiming it was all just a misunderstanding on the part of the LAPD. She told TMZ
“Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug’s houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests’ fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it.”
Except that’s not how the neighbors remember it, because it’s not what actually happened:
A neighbor [witnessed] Paris in her driveway screaming at Doug and watched as the two engaged in a mutual shoving match. And then there’s the LAPD, who tells us after arriving they actually made Paris get out of bed so they could check for injuries.
Well, she’s clearly lying. Cops don’t usually frisk you for something someone else did. Unless you’re a black man driving an expensive car, in which case it really goes without saying.
Launching her new hair tool “The Celebrity Styler” with sister Nicky:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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By abby
Continue Reading Paris and Doug Reinhardt Get in a Shoving Match
