Pamela Anderson
March 2nd, 2010 at 09:19am
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Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka revealed on last night’s Bachelor finale that he will be starring on the tenth season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” along with some other equally D-list has-beens and nobodies. People Magazine says
[The season ten cast includes] astronaut Buzz Aldrin, reality star Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, actresses [Shannon] Doherty and [Pamela] Anderson, Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, NFL star Chad Ochocinco, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash.
The new Dancing season kicks off March 22 on ABC.
Well, the good news is that Kate Gosselin already has her very own Asian sweatshop at her disposal. That ought to save the DWTS costume department a fortune in lycra-polyester blends and manual labor.
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February 18th, 2010 at 12:28pm
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Last night’s The A*Muse fashion show by Richie Rich in New York was quite a sight to see. Richie, who you probably know better as half of outrageous design team Heatherette, brought the aesthetic and the models he’s famous for using to this show too, and while there’s not a ton for us to look at here, it at least looks… crazy? Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lepore, Tinsley Mortimer, glitter, spandex… I wouldn’t bother you with fashion photos unless they were fun, promise.
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February 15th, 2010 at 09:34am
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Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerosene in a drainage ditch must not be the fountain of youth I thought it was.
In Hollywood Saturday night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Continue Reading Pamela Anderson is Beauty Incarnate
November 10th, 2009 at 12:54pm
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Pamela Anderson has been hanging out (lit.er.ally) in her trailer that is currently a home that she shares with her sons Brandon and Dylan. She claims that she isn’t poor, she likes living in her double-wide whilst construction carries on at her main residence in Malibu.
Her little darlings, spawn created with the sperm of Tommy Lee, appear to be following in their dad’s footsteps. And Pam’s reaction to it all doesn’t sound strong enough to keep them from going down the same path as Lee.
The former Baywatch star is currently living in a beachside trailer with Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 – her kids with wildman rocker Tommy Lee – while their nearby home in Malibu, California is being renovated. And Anderson’s boys are so much trouble she now worries about scheduling workcommitments out of town and leaving her mom, Carol, to look after her sons – because they’re beginning to take after their rock star father. She says, “Boy, they’re so feisty. When I get home and I’m not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately.
“They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips – and everyone’s concerned for their safety. And mom’s like, ‘Oh, they’ve been riding the whole weekend, they’re having a blast!’ I was like, ‘They’re not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!’ They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time.”
She adds, “My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who’s 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I’m getting called into school.
“But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, ‘I’ve seen your mom with her clothes off!’ I’ve tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn’t good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It’s so sad.”
Well, shit. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I do have one suggestion on how she could help her kids. Uh … put some underwear on? That would help her kids and the entire nation, really.
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November 10th, 2009 at 09:55am
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Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds:
At [Pam's] fragrance launch in Miami, her manager demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates shadows and imperfections. [Several] celebrity lensman argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job, [so Anderson's manager] then banned [them] and all others without a ring flash from Saturday’s Make-A-Wish Ball. Several photographers boycotted the charity event [over Anderson's ring-flash demands].
I don’t think a couple of fancy flash bulbs are gonna magically to turn back the clock twenty years and suddenly convince everyone that Pamela Anderson is beautiful again. It’s be like dumping a teaspoon of water on a gasoline fire or making a hooker put her teeth back in after giving you a blowjob. Look, we’ve been to the puppet show, we’ve seen the strings. The damage is already done, baby. You ain’t foolin’ anybody with that shit.
Looking pregnant last month:
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By abby
Continue Reading Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness
October 28th, 2009 at 01:31pm
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Pamela Anderson stepped out in London yesterday with what appears to be a baby bump. Normally I don’t buy in to baby bump madness because it can usually just be attributed to a big meal and a small dress, but I dunno about this one. I’m thinking that, if it’s even possible for her to still procreate, Pam may very well be with child. The only thing that’s keeping me from saying “that’s for sure a baby bump” is that Pam is already a mother of two, and if she’s not keeping up with an active lifestyle and healthy diet, it would make sense that any weight she gains would settle in her tummy area. I haven’t seen Pam trying to squeeze in to any bikinis lately, so maybe it’s just that. Still, I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that she’s gotten knocked up again.
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By molls
Continue Reading Do We Think Pamela Anderson is Preggo?
October 15th, 2009 at 10:45am
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Last night Pam walked the runway in a Richie Rich fashion show. Sometimes, the pictures really do speak a thousand adjectives. Here’s a start:
Alarming, bloodcurdling, chilling, creepy, eerie, hair-raising, horrendous, horrifying,intimidating, shocking, spine-chilling, spooky, unnerving, bizarre, crawly, frightening, ghostly, mysterious, scary,spectral, strange, supernatural, unearthly, weird. Oh, and tan. Really, really tan.
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September 25th, 2009 at 10:57am
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Baywatch star Pamela Anderson is up to her big fake breast implants in unpaid bills and back-taxes. Star Magazine says
Pam owes more than $1.2 million to creditors, including construction companies she stiffed after they remodeled her five-bedroom Malibu Colony home last year!
[Pam owes] Bruder Construction company $674,043… in addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.
Well, she could always make a few bucks selling her own skin to reupholster car interiors. People are always in the market for good quality leather!
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September 10th, 2009 at 10:02am
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I’m sure you’ve asked yourself hundreds of times, “What can I do to get Pamela Anderson’s sparkling peaches and cream complexion?” Well, contracting Hepatitis C is a good start, but it takes more than just a viral disease to get that kind of glow. She tells next month’s Elle Magazine
“What does it take to look like me? Not much. I don’t wear sunscreen. I don’t have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing’s been shot into this face.”
Nothing except six or seven pints of spooge, of course. But don’t push yourself — it took her forty years to achieve that kind of seminal volume. Just keep on sucking random dick, hit the tanning bed four or five times a day, drink tequila straight out of the bottle and practice juggling with dirty needles, and eventually, your skin will look like hers. I promise!
More of that gorgeous visage:
PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News
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