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March 5th, 2010 at 11:03am
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Remember when Faith Hill look like this? And this? Now she looks like a tenth grade history teacher with 14 cats and scoliosis. I get that aging is a natural part of life, but so are “bowel movements” and “delivering the afterbirth.” Doesn’t mean I want to fucking see it everywhere I go.
Leaving leaves Mastro’s steakhouse with husband Tim McGraw:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Continue Reading Faith Hills Looks… Old
February 28th, 2010 at 09:07pm
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Wow. The years have not been kind to Vince Vaughn. Neither have gravity or transfats. You can almost smell the chili farts and beer sweats from here.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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February 24th, 2010 at 09:22am
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I’m not sure what the hell Antonio Banderas is doing with that hideous pee-paw beard, unless it’s playing checkers in the park with Wilford Brimley and his type 2 die-uh-bee-tus. I can almost smell the Ben-Gay and hard candies from here.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
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February 15th, 2010 at 09:34am
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Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerosene in a drainage ditch must not be the fountain of youth I thought it was.
In Hollywood Saturday night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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January 19th, 2010 at 12:12pm
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I guess when the gingerbread house and the breadcrumb trail don’t have any takers, you’ve got to branch out and drag the kiddies off the city streets yourself. Good on Sarah Jessica Parker for taking a little initiative. It’s the only way for a wicked witch to get anything done these days.
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November 10th, 2009 at 09:55am
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Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds:
At [Pam's] fragrance launch in Miami, her manager demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates shadows and imperfections. [Several] celebrity lensman argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job, [so Anderson's manager] then banned [them] and all others without a ring flash from Saturday’s Make-A-Wish Ball. Several photographers boycotted the charity event [over Anderson's ring-flash demands].
I don’t think a couple of fancy flash bulbs are gonna magically to turn back the clock twenty years and suddenly convince everyone that Pamela Anderson is beautiful again. It’s be like dumping a teaspoon of water on a gasoline fire or making a hooker put her teeth back in after giving you a blowjob. Look, we’ve been to the puppet show, we’ve seen the strings. The damage is already done, baby. You ain’t foolin’ anybody with that shit.
Looking pregnant last month:
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October 13th, 2009 at 08:43am
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Yowza! The last time I saw knees this sexy, I was at the elephant exhibit at the zoo! Now, I have no problem whatsoever with women showing their age. I just don’t get how someone who’s 53 has knees like she’s 73. I don’t think even my grandmother has knees like that, and she’s been deceased 27 years. Have they been subjected to excessive wear and tear?Hint, hint. Well, she’s in show business, isn’t she? I think that about answers the question.
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August 18th, 2009 at 03:10pm
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God. Damn. Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years old. 23! In human years! Is there a clock that runs backwards nearby or something? It’s like Indiana Jones’ girlfriend in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Mary-Kate Olsen had a really ugly old woman baby, only instead of raising it in a New Orleans assisted living facility, they coated it in bacon rinds and fed it methamphetamines and scabs from the knees of truck stop hookers. They could call this version “The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole.” Othewise it’s just copyright infringement.
At the Inglourious Bastards afterparty in New York:
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