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March 5th, 2010 at 10:09am
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Photographer Terry Richardson looks like he should be on a street corner in a wheelchair with a bottle of whiskey and recurring Nam flashbacks (see him here in this creepy pic with the whole Lohan family) but he has somehow managed to convince the women he shoots to take off their clothes in the name of “art.” Don’t get me wrong here; I’m not arguing objectification. Objectify and hyper-sexualize all you want. What I’m arguing against is the masquerading of objectification as art. Don’t dip a turd in frosting and tell me it’s a goddamn cupcake. Because now I make sure to really smell all desserts before I actually bite into them. That’s one mistake I won’t make twice!
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March 4th, 2010 at 12:36pm
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Daryl Hannah might be old enough to actually remember the Bay of Pigs and the debut of Mr. Ed on a three-channel television set, but damn if she doesn’t still look good naked. I always thought that chaining yourself to a tree was only good for making yourself victim of anal rape and sodomy, but apparently, it also does wonders for the physique. I’ll have to remember that the next time I’m wandering alone in the woods in Western Apalachicola.
With her clothes on at some hippie-dippy whale thing:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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March 2nd, 2010 at 09:35am
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“The Hills” star Audrina Partridge strips down in the British version of FHM, which you’ll notice is a lot like our FHM, but with kilometers instead of miles and fish ‘n’ chips instead of toothbrushes. Lucky for us, boobs are not bound by cultural idiosyncrasies. Pip pip cheerio, mates!
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February 12th, 2010 at 09:34pm
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I’m not sure how old these pictures of Victoria’s Secret angel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are, but it says “2010″ on the cover, so I figure they’re recent. It also says “Enero” in tiny print under the title, which I just discovered is Spanish for “it’s tits you faggy know-it-all crybaby.” Nobody likes a whiner!
Several of these are NSFW, but all are VSFM (very suitable for masturbating):
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Continue Reading S.S. VS Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless in DT
February 12th, 2010 at 10:08am
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The Real Housewives of New York’s Kelly Bensimon has a spread in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine, which you won’t see here because Playboy has lots of lawyers who seem unfazed by my sparkling intellect and effervescent joie de vivre (legally approved teaser pic here). Instead, you can visualize what she looks like naked using only these pics of her in a bikini and the power of your imagination. Like the lion with the glasses on the poster at the library says, imagination can take you anywhere!
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
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February 11th, 2010 at 12:35pm
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I’m all about the “suspenders with underpants” look. I think it could work for me just like it’s working for Heidi Klum in these pictures. Only instead of a metal chain or a strip of leather, I’d have to use something a little wider, like maybe six Ace bandages stitched together or a timing belt from an M1 Abram’s tank. Nipples the size of dinner plates can be both a blessing and a curse.
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Continue Reading S.S. Heidi Klum in Spanish Magazine DT
February 9th, 2010 at 12:06pm
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Now that he’s through bumpin uglies with Kate Hudson, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has set his sights on broader jawlines. According to the NY Daily News
The Yankees slugger is now reportedly hooking up with big screen star Cameron Diaz.
The twosome was spotted dancing the night away in Miami the day before the Super Bowl. Rodriguez, 34, and Diaz, 37, “were having a great time,” while the actress was “grinding on A-Rod.”
And from the sound of it – the duo aren’t just having a fleeting flirtation.
“A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up,” a snitch told the mag.
Well, there’s a match made in lower mandible heaven. I bet their offspring would look like a cross between Bruce Campbell and a trapezoid. Rumer Willis and angler fish everywhere would be so jealous!
Maxillofacialogy isn’t all that sexy, so enjoy Abbey Clancey in body paint instead:
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January 26th, 2010 at 11:59am
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Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like my mom always said, “Boobs boobs boobs tits!” Or was it “Love sees no wrong?” I guess it doesn’t matter, since they pretty much means the same thing when you really stop and think about it.
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January 20th, 2010 at 05:47pm
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Miranda Kerr is nude in the February 2010 issue of GQ. If you’re interested, some GQ drone did a sissified interview where he talked to Miranda about her yappy little dog, her jailbird ex-boyfriend, the unsexiness of Victoria’s Secret and whether Orlando Bloom gets lonely. If you’re not a complete fruitcake, you can skip that bullshit and just look at more Miranda Kerr:
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December 9th, 2009 at 05:26am
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I don’t know how this stupid bitch has managed to convince people she’s a celebrity, but former America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry has found herself in the limelight once again, thanks to pictures of her titty-sandwiching a Darth Vader dildo and playing World of Warcraft naked. She posted the above picture over the weekend and tweeted
jumping into shower. going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked & stoned. Perfect Sunday!
According to my eHarmony profile, my perfect Sunday consists of long walks on the beach, snuggling in front of a fire, and arranging my Beanie Babies in alphabetical order after dressing my two cats in footie pajamas and making them pretend to nurse from me. Yet nobody ever calls.
Oh, hey, look — she’s a naked lesbian now zzzzz….:
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