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March 5th, 2010 at 10:09am
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Photographer Terry Richardson looks like he should be on a street corner in a wheelchair with a bottle of whiskey and recurring Nam flashbacks (see him here in this creepy pic with the whole Lohan family) but he has somehow managed to convince the women he shoots to take off their clothes in the name of “art.” Don’t get me wrong here; I’m not arguing objectification. Objectify and hyper-sexualize all you want. What I’m arguing against is the masquerading of objectification as art. Don’t dip a turd in frosting and tell me it’s a goddamn cupcake. Because now I make sure to really smell all desserts before I actually bite into them. That’s one mistake I won’t make twice!
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By abby
Continue Reading Lindsay Lohan Mostly Naked in Purple Magazine
March 4th, 2010 at 12:36pm
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Daryl Hannah might be old enough to actually remember the Bay of Pigs and the debut of Mr. Ed on a three-channel television set, but damn if she doesn’t still look good naked. I always thought that chaining yourself to a tree was only good for making yourself victim of anal rape and sodomy, but apparently, it also does wonders for the physique. I’ll have to remember that the next time I’m wandering alone in the woods in Western Apalachicola.
With her clothes on at some hippie-dippy whale thing:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Continue Reading Darryl Hannah Nude in “A Close Book”
March 2nd, 2010 at 09:35am
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“The Hills” star Audrina Partridge strips down in the British version of FHM, which you’ll notice is a lot like our FHM, but with kilometers instead of miles and fish ‘n’ chips instead of toothbrushes. Lucky for us, boobs are not bound by cultural idiosyncrasies. Pip pip cheerio, mates!
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Continue Reading Audrina Partridge in FHM UK
February 12th, 2010 at 09:34pm
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I’m not sure how old these pictures of Victoria’s Secret angel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are, but it says “2010″ on the cover, so I figure they’re recent. It also says “Enero” in tiny print under the title, which I just discovered is Spanish for “it’s tits you faggy know-it-all crybaby.” Nobody likes a whiner!
Several of these are NSFW, but all are VSFM (very suitable for masturbating):
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Continue Reading S.S. VS Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless in DT
February 12th, 2010 at 10:08am
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The Real Housewives of New York’s Kelly Bensimon has a spread in next month’s issue of Playboy magazine, which you won’t see here because Playboy has lots of lawyers who seem unfazed by my sparkling intellect and effervescent joie de vivre (legally approved teaser pic here). Instead, you can visualize what she looks like naked using only these pics of her in a bikini and the power of your imagination. Like the lion with the glasses on the poster at the library says, imagination can take you anywhere!
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
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February 11th, 2010 at 12:35pm
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I’m all about the “suspenders with underpants” look. I think it could work for me just like it’s working for Heidi Klum in these pictures. Only instead of a metal chain or a strip of leather, I’d have to use something a little wider, like maybe six Ace bandages stitched together or a timing belt from an M1 Abram’s tank. Nipples the size of dinner plates can be both a blessing and a curse.
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By abby
Continue Reading S.S. Heidi Klum in Spanish Magazine DT
February 9th, 2010 at 12:06pm
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Now that he’s through bumpin uglies with Kate Hudson, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has set his sights on broader jawlines. According to the NY Daily News
The Yankees slugger is now reportedly hooking up with big screen star Cameron Diaz.
The twosome was spotted dancing the night away in Miami the day before the Super Bowl. Rodriguez, 34, and Diaz, 37, “were having a great time,” while the actress was “grinding on A-Rod.”
And from the sound of it – the duo aren’t just having a fleeting flirtation.
“A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up,” a snitch told the mag.
Well, there’s a match made in lower mandible heaven. I bet their offspring would look like a cross between Bruce Campbell and a trapezoid. Rumer Willis and angler fish everywhere would be so jealous!
Maxillofacialogy isn’t all that sexy, so enjoy Abbey Clancey in body paint instead:
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Continue Reading Alex Rodriguez is “Hooking Up” with Cameron Diaz
January 20th, 2010 at 05:47pm
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Miranda Kerr is nude in the February 2010 issue of GQ. If you’re interested, some GQ drone did a sissified interview where he talked to Miranda about her yappy little dog, her jailbird ex-boyfriend, the unsexiness of Victoria’s Secret and whether Orlando Bloom gets lonely. If you’re not a complete fruitcake, you can skip that bullshit and just look at more Miranda Kerr:
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By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Miranda Kerr Does GQ
January 8th, 2010 at 06:53pm
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Ashley Greene is everywhere lately because ain’t no escaping any o’ them Twilight fools, but at least she’s better than Kristen Stewart. Ashley doesn’t incessantly bite her lip like she’s trying to eat her own face from the inside out, and she also generally looks like she washes her hair at least once a week. More importantly, Ashley has been slutting it up as hard as she can recently, which makes my job easier because you pervs are insatiable and it’s winter and the only other ladies flitting around half naked today are Victoria Silvstedt, who is an actual whore (as in literally a prostitute) and Rachel Zoe, who looks like she’s been dead since about 2006.
More photos from Ashley Greene’s “skinsuit” body paint shoot for SoBe Life Water, which will be featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (you can see a video of the shoot here):
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By sarah
Continue Reading S.S. Ashley Greene, Again (Some More)
January 7th, 2010 at 12:55pm
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This is Ashley Greene in a body paint “skinsuit” on the Turks and Caicos islands for a new SoBe commercial. Photos from the shoot will appear in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The 22-year-old actress modeled two of make-up artist Joanne Gair’s hand-painted SoBe skinsuits which were inspired by the new, exotic SoBe Lifewater 0 calorie flavors — Cherimoya Punch and Strawberry Dragonfruit. The skinsuits take their design cues from the SoBe bottles – from the painted scales right down to SoBe’s signature lizard.
Ashley shared, “Being a part of the SoBe skinsuit shoot in the Turks and Caicos was amazing. It took the artist 12 hours to paint the SoBe scales on each skinsuit, but it was totally worth it. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.”
Oh and hey, if you like half-naked ladies and gambling (and who doesn’t?) you can enter SoBe’s “Zero Calories, Zero Inhibitions Vegas Sweepstakes” which runs from now until Friday, January 29 on SoBe.com. One winner and three friends will receive tickets to the invite-only 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition launch in Las Vegas.
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By sarah
Continue Reading Ashley Greene in Nothing But a Little Body Paint
