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February 4th, 2010 at 09:03am
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Model Erin Wasson has posed for Vogue, Elle, Allure and Esquire and walked the runways for the likes of Armani and Victoria’s Secret, and she currently has ad campaigns with Maybelline, J. Crew, H&M, and The Gap. All that, and she still can’t afford to buy herself a decent pair of tits. WTF? I dunno, maybe I’m wrong in all this. Maybe “visible thoracic cage” is this year’s cleavage. And maybe black is white and up is down and Tracy Morgan is funny and we’re not being manipulated by the globalist agenda into the systematic destruction of our own national sovereignty. I have to admit, I’m not really that savvy when it comes to the latest fashion trends.
NSFW in St. Bart’s:
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By abby
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January 6th, 2010 at 06:02pm
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There are already three “famous” Kardashian sisters: The One With the Ass, The Tall One, and The Pregnant One (who actually already had her baby, but I don’t know what else to call her so I guess she’d best get pregnant again or I’m just gonna start calling her The One Who Doesn’t Count). Those Kardashians also have two half-sisters (the daughters of Bruce Jenner). One of these junior ones is named Kendall Jenner, and the other one is Koala or Krispy Kreme or some damn thing. Anyway, the Kendall one is the latest Kardashian Kreature to get churned out of the famewhore factory. From E!:
If you’re a Kardashian, you gotta work. Kendall Jenner, 14, just recently signed on to Wilhelmina Modeling Agency as a teen model and she already has a Forever 21 campaign.
Talking to E! News while browsing the F21 aisles at the Westfield Topanga Mall, Kendall explains how she got the job:
“My mom came up to me one day and said, ‘Kendall I got you a job.’ I just got so excited. I love shopping at Forever. I love their clothes. I have another [shoot] for Forever 21 this week and I’m really excited for it.”
I’ve never actually been inside a Forever 21, but I’ve walked past one and it looked like the bastard love child of a thrift store and a costume shop. That was some cheap-ass looking crap in that store. Ain’t no family of media sluts quite like the Kardashians, yo. They’ll advertise anything, it seems. I bet they’re trying to turn The Pregnant One’s spawn into the new Gerber baby as we speak. That kid must be, what, like a month old by now? That freeloader needs to get a goddamn job and start earning its keep.
Kendall Jenner for Forever 21:
Tags: Bruce Jenner, Forever 21, Gossip, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, kim kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, model, Wilhelmina Modeling Agency
By sarah
Continue Reading Oh God, Not Another One
October 27th, 2009 at 08:27am
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Former model Samantha Burke unveiled the five-week old results of her one-night stand with actor Jude Law in an exclusive interview with this week’s Hello! magazine. The Daily Mail says
Miss Burke, who reportedly earned $300,000 for the Hello! photoshoot, said: ‘I think [Jude will] fall in love with her when he sees her. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he’s done before.”
But Miss Burke [admitted that] he has not yet traveled to meet Sophia.
Asked if she had received any presents from Jude, who demanded a DNA test a few months ago, the former model [said], ‘No, nothing.’
Unless you count the genital herpes she got from him ten months ago, but I wouldn’t really call that a present per se. It’s not like you can return it at a department store. But fortunately, you can always re-gift it!
Jude playing soccer with his legitimate children:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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October 26th, 2009 at 09:06am
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A group of spoiled rich teenage girls living in Calabasas were arrested on late last week in connection with the robberies of Lindsay Lohan (here), Paris Hilton (here), Audrina Patridge (here) and Orlando Bloom (here) over the last year. People magazine says
Rachel Lee, 19, Diana Tamayo, 19, Courtney Ames, 18, Alexis Neiers, 18, and Nicholas Prugo, 18, launched into a year-long crime spree in which thousands of dollars of designer clothes, jewelry, bags and other luxury items were taken [from the aforementioned celebrities]. All fingers point to 19-year-old Lee as the alleged ringleader, who had an apparent fascination with Hollywood fashion.
The gang allegedly located the addresses of celebrities using Hollywood star maps and the Internet, and calculated when the stars wouldn’t be home based on their appearance schedules.
Giving the arrests another Hollywood twist, after Neiers posted bail, she was picked up by her sister, Playboy model Tess Taylor, who showed up at the jail early Friday morning with a camera crew in tow. Taylor and Neiers are the subject of a reality show pilot for E!.
My hard-hitting journalistic flair for truth makes it easy to cut through all the “background information” and “facts” in this story and get to what really counts: boobs. Namely, that one chick’s Playboy model sister’s boobs. I can almost smell the Pulitzer from here!
Check out more of Tess naked at Playboy’s Cyber Club (all thumbs NSFW):
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By abby
Continue Reading Rich Girl Gang Responsible for Robbing Lindsay Lohan
October 15th, 2009 at 08:25am
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Sheesh, Miranda Kerr has gotten awfully bony lately! Her new, skinnier figure might be due to an attempt to get into the world of avant garde modeling. Says Daily Mail,
The former Maybelline model - the world’s tenth highest earning model - has been much in demand for the lingerie brand, and for swimwear shoots for magazines such as Sports Illustrated.
But the 26-year-old Australian cut a distinctly emaciated on a fashion shoot for magazine Grazia in Sydney.
From the back she looked virtually unrecognisable as she posed in a tightly laced corset on the rooftop of the Museum of Contemporary Art.
Miranda’s ribs protruded, and her skin was tightly stretched across her bony back. Her thin arms also looked extremely sinewy.
The reason for the Australian’s sudden weight loss is not exactly hard to fathom.
It seems her ambitions to do high fashion modelling were realised earlier this month she made an appearance on the catwalk for Balenciaga, the fashion world’s coolest label right now.
miranda kerr
The model’s girl next door look was erased and she was unrecognisable in straightened slicked back hair and heavy catwalk eye make up.
In case you don’t remember, this is what she used to look like. My daddy always said that wasting curves on a woman was criminal–which I suppose is why he’s in the county jail for being a pimp.
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Tags: anorexic, bony, Gossip, Miranda Kerr, model, modeling, skinny, Victoria's Secret
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July 28th, 2009 at 09:52am
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Meet George Clooney’s latest conquest, MTV Italy TRL host Elisabetta Canalis. George was photographed canoodling with the 30-year old in Rome over the weekend. It’s great, I suppose, if you’re into the whole “super-flexible swimsuit model” thing. Personally, it’s not really my cup of tea. I think “Rubenesque gossip blogger/Star Wars buff with a barely-noticeable limp” would be a way better match for the Silver Fox. Call me, George!
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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