Mischa Barton
February 17th, 2010 at 02:16pm
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At least Mischa Barton finally did something right with that extra twenty pounds she’s put on. It looks a whole lot better stuffed in a push-up bra than it did dripping down the down the backside of her thighs. It’s a real improvement any way you slice it. And this time, I’m actually not just talking bologna logs and cheesecake.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Tags: blonde, boobs, breasts, cleavage, Gossip, Mischa Barton, new hairdo, Photos, pictures
By abby
Continue Reading Mischa Barton Has Boobs, Blonde Hair
February 5th, 2010 at 03:15pm
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Misch Misch, can I ask you a question? Are you blazed? I mean, just a few days ago you were looking so fresh and pretty and now you’re looking like your old self. I’m not accusing you of anything, but as a kinda-sorta friend, I want you to know that you can tell me the truth and I’m fine with it. It’s totally fine with me, I don’t care what you do with your life. But you know, if you’re walking around looking like this and you’re not just stoned, I’m going to have to assume that you’re doing smack or something and that’s a horse of a different color (Black? White? Yellow? What color is heroin?) Sure, maybe you’re still just mentally exhausted from having your wisdom teeth removed, but c’mon. You telling me that Ben Sherman bag isn’t actually full of Nilla Wafers and Dave Chapelle DVDs?
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By molls
Continue Reading I’d Know That Look Anywhere
January 22nd, 2010 at 09:59am
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Mischa Barton is being sued by a New York real estate company after she failed to pay rent for an apartment she leased while shooting the now-canceled “The Beautiful Life.” According to the Daily Mail,
MRA Realties Inc claim the actress owes three months of unpaid rent on her apartment in the trendy TriBeCa area of New York.
MRA alleges Barton has rebuffed any attempts to collect rent over the past three months after signing a one year lease in September… [and] asks for Barton to pay back $21,300 in rent and legal fees.
Good luck getting that 21 grand back, guys. That shit is long gone. And I think we know exactly where it all went. It was battered and deep-fried and served with a side of delicious country gravy. Just like the remote and the sports section of yesterday’s paper. Honestly, you can’t leave Mischa alone with a deep-fryer and not expect shit like this to happen.
Sullen and soggy in New York yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
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By abby
Continue Reading Mischa Barton Sued For Unpaid Rent
January 20th, 2010 at 02:55pm
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Mischa Barton is a Serious Actress, y’all. She is a master of her craft. Why, she’s almost as talented as an average preschool student with a bit part in the class play! From Radar Online:
Mischa Barton has been filming a guest spot on the hit NBC crime show Law & Order: SVU but she hasn’t been winning any friends on set. According to a source, Mischa spent all day Tuesday flubbing her lines and the show only shot one scene the whole day – which turned into a 10 hour day because of Mischa’s mistakes.
“She only had seven lines, seven!” the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively about the recently out of rehab actress’ problems with her lines. “Each time she would mess up she would forget her lines and Mariska kept prompting her and saying ‘it’s your line Mischa’.”
According to the source, Mariska Hargitay and the cast and crew on set were losing patience with Mischa’s “unprofessionalism.” To her credit, the actress did apologize, saying “Sorry,” each time she missed her lines.
Oh, well, as long as she says she’s sorry then I bet everyone’s just fine with her being uselessly retarded. That’s how it always works out when I get so drunk that I vomit at random on passersby and police officers. When I drool and say “Urp… sorry,” they all just smile and shrug and then bust out with a song-and-dance routine about togetherness and understanding. At least I think that’s what happens, but I’m usually passed out by that point, so it’s anyone’s guess really.
On set filming her Law & Order episode:
Tags: acting, Gossip, guest appearance, law & order: svu, Mischa Barton, prostitute, stupid
By sarah
Continue Reading Mischa Barton is S-M-R-T
January 20th, 2010 at 11:31am
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Mischa Barton got another break this week when she filmed her turn as a hooker on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit this Monday. Howevs, she brought her crappy unprofessional attitude to set and it took everyone ten hours to film her… wait for it… seven lines. Yes, sometimes it can take hours to film a short scene, but ten hours for seven lines? I’m not going to blame the lighting guys for that.
From Radar Online:
“She only had seven lines, seven!” the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively about the recently out of rehab actress’ problems with her lines. “Each time she would mess up she would forget her lines and Mariska kept prompting her and saying ‘it’s your line Mischa’.”
According to the source, Mariska Hargitay and the cast and crew on set were losing patience with Mischa’s “unprofessionalism.” To her credit, the actress did apologize, saying “Sorry,” each time she missed her lines.
What’s more annoying than someone who keeps messing something up when you’re tired and cold than someone who keeps messing something up and saying “sorry”? I know! Someone who brings their tiny dog to set!
“She looks pretty,” said the source told RadarOnline.com, adding that Mischa’s little dog was running around the set and she “always looked happy when she was playing with the dog.” At the end of the grueling day, Mischa scooped up her dog and “ran to her trailer,” said the source.
Unfortunately for Mischa, pretty’s only going to carry her for so much longer. After making a series of crappy movies, having a mental breakdown, starring on a failed TV show and now this, the girl’s on her last dimpled leg.
Tags: Mariska Hargitay, Mischa Barton
By molls
Continue Reading It’s Called Earning Your Keep, Girl
January 19th, 2010 at 10:00am
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If there’s one thing fat girls never let get in their way, it’s a lack of forks and spoons. Or dignity. Case in point (via Page Six)
At Mischa Barton’s 23rd birthday party at Meatpacking District hot spot SL on Sunday night… the staff surprised Barton with a huge birthday cake but neglected to bring out utensils. By the time waitresses returned with forks and knives, the starlet and her friends had already devoured much of the cake with their bare hands.
If I were a fortune cookie, I’d say “Elastic waist pants and chafing powder are in your future. Lucky numbers 10, 64, 7.” But we all know Mischa would probably just have eaten the little paper inside, because breaking open a cookie to read something is just a waste of valuable chewing and swallowing time. Just one more reason to be thankful you’re not a Chinese dessert.
More of her as a prostitute on Law and Order: SVU:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online
Tags: fat, Gossip, guest appearance, hooker, law & order: svu, Mischa Barton, prostitute, weight gain
By abby
Continue Reading Mischa Barton is a Fatty, Take 346
January 18th, 2010 at 02:30pm
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Hello my pretties, it’s Sarah again. Abby was supposed to be back from vacation today, but she hit a big of a snag at customs… something about checking in too much luggage and needing permits for the ladies in kennels. I don’t know. It’s such a bloody hassle trying to smuggle in Russian prostitutes as mail-order brides these days, you know? Hey, speaking of hookers, here’s Mischa Barton on set for her guest appearance as a prostitute on “Law & Order SVU”:
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By sarah
Continue Reading Mischa Barton is a Pro(stitute)
