Vera Farmiga (above) may have had the worst dress of the night. The giant maroon doilies sewn together look like the fabric embodiment of this site’s namesake (an evil beet) ingested someone’s grandmother.
Zoe Saldana wasn’t faring much better. She either crawled inside one of last month’s Mardi Gras floats or got in a fight with an ostrich in a Peeps factory… and lost.
Anna Kedrick’s gown was an utterly gorgeous concoction of flowing, diaphanous pale pink, and Pussyfoot (Amanda Seyfried) was stunning in a roll of quilted Charmin.
Miley Cyrus also managed to look really pretty, but since she had the unenviable task of standing next to Seyfried while presenting, wound up looking a little unkempt by comparison.
Also in this group: Deborah Ann Woll, Demi Moore, Diane Kruger, Kathy Ireland, and Mariah Carey.
Miley released a new video of the feature song from her upcoming movie The Last Song. The primary features are long, echoing vocal delays, running in a green maxidress (sans bra) and Liam Hemsworth.
Oh, hey guys. I don’t know how I missed this yesterday, but I should have totally posted it. It’s the video for We Are The World 25, a remake of the classic celebrity collaboration that was recorded to benefit Haiti. It’s a really crappy, elevator-type song but you know, it’s one of those things you have to watch once because everyone famous ever is in it. Also, it’s kind of hilarious. I laugh every single time I see Josh Groban’s face. And the parts with Enrique Iglesias, Celine Dion and Wyclef are pretty lulzy as well.
Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back.
So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap anyway. They never mention my favorite group, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, so I don’t bother. I am interested in what everyone wore, so here we go:
Taylor Swift’s dress fits kind of weird, I think.
Rihanna chose to let her dress do the choking
During a lapse in security, crazy lady Phoebe Price slipped in, as did super-classy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Pink didn’t need to sneak in, she just snarled at security
Katy Perry gets the award for best reworking of your grandmother’s 1963 prom dress
Adam Lambert tries out an “Eddie Munster meets a drag queen” look
Beyonce’s dress reminds me of one of those jackets from the 80’s with the ugly piping
Heidi Klum and Seal
I’m so happy to see Nicole Kidman go back to red hair
Lady Gaga gets the award for Best Use of a Discarded Solar System Display
Fergie is still with stripper-loving Josh Duhamel
Miley Cyrus‘ lips look strangely puffy, and also with mom Tish Cyrus:
Miley Cyrus’ little cousin Emily Grace Reaves (you may recognize her as Noie Cyrus’ partner in red carpet crime) is about to release her own clothing line of scandalous clothes for little girls. You can see in the video above as she explains to Miley that she’s wearing her own look that she has on what looks like Paris Hilton’s cast offs from The Simple Life. These clothes wouldn’t be appropriate for Halloween on a girl as young as Emily, but I suppose that’s what’s passing for clothes these days. Question to all the parents out there (even though I already know the answer): Would you let your little girl be caught dead with an outfit like this on? Check out the pictures below if the video isn’t enough for you.
Miley Cyrus’ parents bought her another puppy. This time she got a German shepherd called Mate (I wonder if her Australian boyfriend had anything to do with that name) to go along with her maltipoo, Sophie. I thought the Cyrus’ were supposed to be all “down home” and “Christian”, so I’m not sure why they keep buying their daughter (who happens to have an insane work schedule for a 17-year old) designer pooches instead of going to one of the many shelters in the Valley. Actually, I don’t know why they keep getting more pets at all when their youngest daughter is already running around Hollywood dressed like a damn hooker, but whatever! Different strokes, man.
Here’s Miley Cyrus, making up for some of her more dreadful online videos, talking about a suicide-prevention organization called To Write Love on Her Arms. TWLOHA is looking for support in raising money to launch an online, live-chat website where people who are depressed or considering suicide can talk and hopefully find help. It’s fantastic not just that she’s supporting this organization, but that Miley — whose teenage fans are in one of the highest-risk groups for suicide — is encouraging people to talk about depression and suicide and to seek help. It’s all about breaking down the stigma, especially in this age group. Props to ya, Milers.
Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.
Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.
At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.
This little drama queen was seen out and about this week with a fancy little ring on her left finger, but her rep was quick to deny that Miley is engaged to her BF Liam Hemsworth. I wear rings on my left ring finger all the time, but no one gives a shit if I’m married or not. Miley had to have known that rocking that ring on her finger after she’s been seen in public with her man so much lately that she’d be causing a stir. Right?
Thank goodness the rumor’s not true, though. Miley is only 17 and Liam’s 19, pretty young to make such a commitment. The Cyrus girls are known for growing up a little too quickly, but let’s get real: These two make Khloe and Lamar seem like… uhhh… what couple’s been together for a really long time without rumors of infidelity?
Noah Cyrus, ten-year-old sister of Miley Cyrus, has been on this site twice, both times for being creepy and disturbing (once for dressing like a child prostitute and once for appearing in a YouTube video singing and dancing to Akon’s “Smack That”). Not satisfied with freaking people out by acting like a preteen whore, Noah has moved on to singing about alcoholic partying, appearing in a YouTube video lip-synching (poorly) to Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with an unidentified man.
This is creepy for many reasons, most of which involve the fact that this kid is TEN YEARS OLD. She should not be singing about brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack, trying to get a little tipsy, having plenty of beer, or getting crunk and having boys try to touch her junk. SHE’S TEN. Even in the Cyrus family, that shit can wait until she’s at least 12.
In other news, holy hell this is one unfortunate looking kid, huh? Miley’s kinda homely herself, but DAYUM her little sister is fug. And that’s some serious Hermione Granger hair she’s got going on. Your family’s got millions, kid. I think maybe they’d buy you a brush if you asked nicely.
