Megan Fox
March 10th, 2010 at 04:35pm
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The geniuses over at Harper’s Bazaar axed this magnificent picture of Megan Fox on all fours in a swimsuit, but kept this one of her dressed like fucking The Karate Kid doing yoga in their April issue instead. Makes perfect sense… if you’re gay. Not since the Pontiac Aztek and “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” have such bad ideas been forced on an unsuspecting public.
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By abby
Continue Reading S.S. Megan Fox’s Harper’s Bazaar Outtakes
March 4th, 2010 at 10:22am
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Megan Fox might have done everything humanly possibly to be perceived as a sex symbol, but she insists in the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s not actually a dirty slut . The NY Daily News says
The “Transformers” star opened up to the U.K. edition of Harper’s Bazaar, revealing that she has only slept with two men – her current boyfriend, former “Beverly Hills, 90210″ star Brian Austin Green, and her “childhood sweetheart.”
“I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever,” she reveals. “The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
Well, I took it upon myself to write a user-friendly guide for determining the current market value on your puss, because surprisingly, no one had yet invented that. I call the “Abby Blue Book,” very reminiscent of the automotive industry’s Kelley Blue Book, only instead of mileage and condition of your car, we’re talking number of wieners you played pincushion to your freshman year of college. Long story short, I did the math, punched in all the variables and aftermarket accessories, and discovered that technically, Megan Fox still qualifies as a virgin. It seems that the Abby Blue Book fails to recognize high school sex as actual intercourse on the grounds that you were doing it all wrong and fumbly for all of three and a half minutes in the back of your mom’s minivan in a Burger King parking lot. More importantly, it also seems that the Abby Blue Book does not recognize Brian Austin Green as ever having a penis, instead listing him under the heading “douchenozzle.” So, anyway, congratulations, Megan Fox! My handy book and I just saved you a fortune on hymen-reconstruction surgery. Reserve your copy today!
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By abby
Continue Reading Megan Fox is Practically a Virgin
February 8th, 2010 at 05:54pm
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I’m not exactly sure what Megan Fox is selling in this commercial, but whatever it is, I’ll take ten. Assuming the bath water is included. Bottoms up!
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By abby
Continue Reading S.S. Megan Fox’s Super Bowl Commercial
February 8th, 2010 at 09:22am
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You know, for a Wild West whore, Megan Fox sure is wearing a lot of clothes. But you have to remember that back in olden times, showing a bit o’ ankle and an uncovered neck was enough to be considered sexy. Just one more reason to be glad you don’t live in the olden times. Well, that, and typhoid and amoebic dysentery. If it’s largely eradicated communicable diseases you want, just try visiting India. The CDC says they got a lot of that over there.
With Josh Brolin:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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By abby
Continue Reading Megan Fox as a Prostitute in Jonah Hex
January 21st, 2010 at 12:40pm
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AskMen.com revealed the results of their 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 poll yesterday, and get this — your precious Megan Fox didn’t even make the top ten. According to Yahoo News
Megan Fox is not so foxy after all. The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” star plummeted from a No. 2 position on [AskMen.com's] Top 99 Most Desirable Women in 2009 to a No. 11 position on the 2010 list, with “Entourage” actress Emmanuelle Chriqui snagging the No. 1 spot.
[The top ten included: 10. Miranda Kerr, 9. Eva Mendes, 8. Cheryl Cole, 7. Penelope Cruz, 6. Beyonce, 5. Jessica Alba, 4. Alessandra Ambrosio, 3. Kate Beckinsale, 2. Marisa Miller, 1. Emmanuelle Chriqui.]
Really? Emmanuelle Chriqui ahead of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio AND Marisa Miller? Come on. Sure, Emmanuelle’s got a great body, and yes, her rack is spectacular, and maybe I want to get lost in her limpid brown eyes and drown myself in the sea of her smile forever, but… um, I forgot where I was going with this exactly. Anyway, mazel tov, Emmanuelle!
Emmanuelle and her funbags at various events over the year, plus some old pics from her GQ shoot:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online, Bauer-Griffin Online
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By abby
Continue Reading S.S. Emmanuelle Chriqui Tops AskMen’s 2010 Poll
January 12th, 2010 at 09:06am
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Victoria Beckham has been the face of Emporio Armani’s women’s underwear for quite awhile, but now there’s a new show pony in the Armani stable. It was announced last fall that Megan Fox would be featured in the spring/summer 2010 ad campaign for Emporio Armani women’s jeans and underwear, and here’s a first look at the photos. They’re pretty enough, I suppose, but they’re kind of boring. The whole thing mostly just seems like Megan standing around with the usual space cadet look on her face. It’s pretty interchangeable with any of the lad’s mag photoshoots she’s done before, really, just without any crazy/retarded quotes attached.
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By sarah
Continue Reading Megan Fox for Emporio Armani
December 31st, 2009 at 07:43pm
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The year-end list-making frenzy is eating the innerwebs alive right now, but I know how you pervs operate so the only list we’re going to pay any attention to is the Daily Mail’s list of Most Desirable Celebrity Bodies. From People:
While there remains no shortage of Hollywood starlets whose stick-thin frames continue to appear in magazines and on the red carpet, it seems now more than ever ordinary women are tiring of the look — and the possible extreme measures it takes to achieve that near-impossible standard. A recent survey, which polled 2,000 women aged 18 and over, found that stars with curvier, healthier figures were more desirable, reports the UK’s Daily Mail. Could the era of too-too-skinny starlets be coming to an end?
I don’t agree with everyone on this list, but the top three — Kate Winslet, Kelly Brook and Halle Berry — are inarguably beautiful, and it certainly would be nice if people would quit trying to convince us that looking like an emaciated refugee or a cartoon character is sexy. Kate Moss looks like she died at least four years ago, and that’s more “hot mess” than actually hot. Katie Price isn’t scrawny, but she’s so shiny and orange and plastic and I just want to dress her up and put her in funny poses in shop windows. I love Victoria Beckham because she’s delightfully insane, but let’s face it, she’s a bony alien with basketballs bolted to her chest and I don’t think that’s sexy. So for the most part, I think this is actually a pretty good list.
The Daily Mail’s list of Most Desirable Bodies:
1. Kate Winslet (16% of votes)
2. Kelly Brook (15%)
3. Halle Berry (12%)
4. Cheryl Cole (10%)
5. Beyonce (6%)
6. Megan Fox (5%)
7. Lily Allen (4%)
8. Keeley Hazell (2%)
9. Kate Moss, Katie Price, and Victoria Beckham (tied at 1% each)
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By sarah
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December 8th, 2009 at 03:36pm
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“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.” Ri joked. “Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
– Rihanna on what kind of roles she’d like to play in the future.
Rihanna just called Megan Fox “yummy”. Haha.
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By molls
Continue Reading Rihanna Wants To Go Lez With Megan Fox
November 19th, 2009 at 04:37pm
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Wait, I don’t understand. Why didn’t they just use this photo? How is this an outtake?
Some unused shots from Megan’s photo shoot for her NYT magazine pics “accidentally” hit the Internet, a phenomenon that occurs more often with Megan Fox than with any starlet ever before her. Megan Fox’s team needs to do a better job of keeping a lid on her hyper-sexualized photo outtakes or they’re just going to keep causing a sensation on the Internet over and over and over again. And nobody wants that, right?
I’ve gotta say, though, one of Megan’s more redeeming qualities is that she doesn’t pose for pics like this and then run around in interviews like “Why does everybody sexualize me? It’s not fair!” I mean, she owns it, and I gotta respect that. I also don’t think I could do that with my leg, so I respect that, too.
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By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Megan Fox New York Times Photoshoot Outtakes “Leak”
November 14th, 2009 at 08:53pm
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“If I could do exciting genre films like this and be covered in blood and vomit for the rest of my life, I would be really happy. It was so cheese-tastic and so gross and so cheap, I loved it. It was so like how I used to dress when I was in high school because I had no money.”
–Megan Fox, describing how both her past and her future include cheapness and vomit.
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