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Lady Gaga’s London Outfits Keep Getting Crazier

March 3rd, 2010 at 12:44pm Under Celebrity News

What happens when Lady Gaga runs out of Gaga? I mean, what’s this chick gonna do once she’s run out of wild things to wear on her head? She already doesn’t wear pants and tops she wears more and more sparingly by the day. I’m all for fun fashion, but seriously! This lady is going to run out of ways to shock us. And then what? Do we have to start liking Britney Spears again? Slow your roll, Gaga.

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Lady Gaga is See-Through. Again.

March 2nd, 2010 at 08:58am Under Celebrity News

That’s either a really stupid fucking hat, or Lady Gaga has one of the worst cases of cauliflower ear I’ve ever seen. On the plus side, with all that shit obstructing her vision, there’s always a good chance she’ll get hit by a bus crossing the street. We must never let go of that hope, brothers and sisters.

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online, Pacific Coast News

Lady Gaga Remains Low-Key and Down to Earth

March 1st, 2010 at 12:01pm Under Celebrity News

Lady Gaga was on hand yesterday for the launch of her very own MAC lipstick called, of course, “Gaga”. Luckily the pinkish-neutral shade made her lips stand out despite the fact that literally her entire body was covered in some sort of lacey crap. If that’s not an endorsement for a powerful lipstick, I don’t know what is. I’m tempted to go try on the shade myself.

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March 1st, 2010 at 10:28am Under Celebrity News

It’s a good thing Lady Gaga’s chicken talon matches her hair. Otherwise, this outfit would look totally stupid.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Lady Gaga is Horny in London

February 27th, 2010 at 09:54am Under Celebrity News

Lady Gaga went for dinner Thursday night in London, and God forbid she show up wearing a pair of slacks and a sweater. Instead she wore a suit that looked like a castoff from the Butabi brothers and and some botanical looking horns. Can you imagine sitting in the table next to her and trying to eat your meal? OK, Lady Gaga! We get it! You’re eccentric!

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Quotables

February 26th, 2010 at 11:49am Under Celebrity News

“The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if you’re sure of yourself as a woman they say you’re a bitch whereas if you’re a man and you’re strong-willed it’s normal.”

-Lady Gaga in Q Magazine

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Lady Gaga in Q Magazine

February 25th, 2010 at 09:52am Under Celebrity News

I’m not sure why Lady Gaga’s wielding a big black strap-on on the cover of Q Magazine. Maybe it was just laundry day and her real penis was in the wash. It probably gets dirty getting tucked back into her ass crack all the time.

Lady Gaga is “Broke & Homeless”

February 20th, 2010 at 11:59am Under Celebrity News

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Out of Australia comes this unexpected and totally over exaggerated story that Lady Gaga is penniless. The rumors stem from the following quote in The Daily Telegraph in which Gaga explains how she devotes all her time and resources to her career.

“I live right here in the moment. I live on stage. I don’t own a house, I don’t spend money on those things. I live out of a suitcase and I make music and art and I spend every dollar that I make on stage – that’s it.”

The article somehow spins that into the idea that she is “broke and homeless,” which is ridiculous, because she doesn’t say she’s broke– just that she doesn’t spend her money on anything but her performances. I also wouldn’t call not owning a house “homeless”, especially if you’re flying first class and sleeping in four star hotel rooms.

So, if she’s not buying million dollar mansions with her earnings, what’s her idea of extravagance? Apparently, it’s a bowl of pasta.

“I’m on a very strict healthy pop star diet. I don’t eat bread, just vegetables and salad and fish. Eating like that is much better for me anyway but on Sundays I sometimes eat pasta.”

Pasta fetish, huh? It’s always the outrageous, extroverted ones who have the tamest cravings.

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Lady Gaga’s Hair is Off the Hook

February 18th, 2010 at 09:54am Under Celebrity News

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Hey, Lady Gaga — AT&T called. They said they hope you die in a fire.

More stills from her “Telephone” video, plus some more pics from her performing at the Brits on Tuesday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

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Lady Gaga at the Brit Awards

February 17th, 2010 at 11:12am Under Celebrity News

The Brit Awards were in London last night, so see if you can guess if Lady Gaga made a huge spectacle of herself in some asinine getup. The Daily Mail says

The singer appeared on the red carpet sporting a white tiered dress with a white pompadour wig.

The outfit was reminiscent of several iconic figures, including Pierrot, the melancholic clown-like mime character and 18th Century French Queen Marie Antoinette.

Comparing her to Pierrot, the melancholic clown-like mime is giving her way too much credit. They should have just gone with “insufferable twatwaffle.” It’s short and to the point. Much like Lady Gaga’s penis.

See the lady half of her genitalia flopping out onstage here; what was under that robe here: