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March 11th, 2010 at 11:17am
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As much as I hate and despise Kim Kardashian, I’ll be the first to admit she’s got an unbelievable body. If God could some how strike her deaf and mute, she’d be the perfect woman. But New Testament God isn’t down with vengeance the way Old Testament God was, unless you count Lindsay Lohan as a plague. I think we all would have preferred the frog rain and a river of blood.
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February 20th, 2010 at 01:29pm
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“”I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob but it bothers me.”
– Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn, commenting on the Kardashian’s new fashion line for Bebe that recently debuted at New York Fashion week.
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February 19th, 2010 at 09:59am
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You know, so much time is spent focused on Kim Kardashian’s ass that we often totally forget about her rack. It’s a real shame, but it’s goddamn spectacular. I guess sometimes you can’t see the forest for the trees. Probably because Kim’s enormous ass is usually blocking your view.
At Katsuya in Los Angeles last night:
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By abby
Continue Reading Kim Kardashian Works Some Serious Cleavage
January 28th, 2010 at 08:52am
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Kim Kardashian posted these bikini pictures on her Twitter yesterday, saying “SUPER SEXY & EDGY!” and “HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!” Jesus Christ. The only thing bigger than this bitch’s ego is her comically oversized ass. That said, I’d still come slappin’ after it like I was one of the apple trees in The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, how you like them apples, baby? Ow!
Homer Simpson’s makeup gun must have had a taker here; one more HOT HOT HOT SUPER SEXY & EDGY bikini pic after the jump:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online
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By abby
Continue Reading More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:43am
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What better way to kickstart your weekend than watching Kim Kardashian getting punched in the face? It seems the logical order of events, since you’ve already seen her get pissed on and drilled like an Alaskan shoreline. Us Magazine says
On Sunday’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian steps into the ring for a charity boxing match — with harsh results.
She ends up taking several punches to the face.
“I’ve never been hit so hard,” Kim, 29, says in the clip (above).
The only way I’d enjoy this more is if her helmet had flown off in the middle of it all. And maybe if instead of a boxing ring, it was set of concrete stairs surrounded by a moat filled with crocodiles and sharks and sharpened wooden poles dipped in cyanide. But no sense in getting greedy, is there? If there’s one thing this whole Haiti travesty has taught me, it’s to be grateful for what I’ve got. So, thank you, Jesus, for this wonderful clip of Kim Kardashian getting her ass kicked. Amen!
More of her doing what she does best — sucking:
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By abby
Continue Reading Video: Kim Kardashian Takes it in the Face
January 17th, 2010 at 11:45am
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Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.
Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.
At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.
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By molls
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January 6th, 2010 at 06:02pm
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There are already three “famous” Kardashian sisters: The One With the Ass, The Tall One, and The Pregnant One (who actually already had her baby, but I don’t know what else to call her so I guess she’d best get pregnant again or I’m just gonna start calling her The One Who Doesn’t Count). Those Kardashians also have two half-sisters (the daughters of Bruce Jenner). One of these junior ones is named Kendall Jenner, and the other one is Koala or Krispy Kreme or some damn thing. Anyway, the Kendall one is the latest Kardashian Kreature to get churned out of the famewhore factory. From E!:
If you’re a Kardashian, you gotta work. Kendall Jenner, 14, just recently signed on to Wilhelmina Modeling Agency as a teen model and she already has a Forever 21 campaign.
Talking to E! News while browsing the F21 aisles at the Westfield Topanga Mall, Kendall explains how she got the job:
“My mom came up to me one day and said, ‘Kendall I got you a job.’ I just got so excited. I love shopping at Forever. I love their clothes. I have another [shoot] for Forever 21 this week and I’m really excited for it.”
I’ve never actually been inside a Forever 21, but I’ve walked past one and it looked like the bastard love child of a thrift store and a costume shop. That was some cheap-ass looking crap in that store. Ain’t no family of media sluts quite like the Kardashians, yo. They’ll advertise anything, it seems. I bet they’re trying to turn The Pregnant One’s spawn into the new Gerber baby as we speak. That kid must be, what, like a month old by now? That freeloader needs to get a goddamn job and start earning its keep.
Kendall Jenner for Forever 21:
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By sarah
Continue Reading Oh God, Not Another One
January 6th, 2010 at 01:34pm
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Kim Kardashian’s stupid perfume is finally coming out, so if you’ve never been satisfied with Paris Hilton’s stinkspray, you can finally quit crying yourself to sleep every night. From People:
Since Kim Kardashian first broke the news that she’d be creating a signature scent a-year-and-a-half ago, the reality star has kept us guessing about exactly what the fragrance would be like. But today she finally unveils a sizzling new campaign for the eponymous scent developed with Lighthouse Beauty exclusively to PEOPLE. Dressed in retro lingerie and a marabou coat, Kim swings from a circle that mirrors the smoky bottle, in an image that plays up her signature sex appeal. The scent itself mixes notes that were chosen to reflect aspects of her personality, with jasmine, tuberose and gardenia evoking her femininity and tonka bean and sandalwood suggesting an even softer side. For the time being, however, you can look — but not smell. The scent, which will range in price from $16 for a .33-oz. rollerball to $65 for a 3.4-oz. spray, won’t launch until February, exclusively at Sephora.
Awesome. For the bargain price of just $65, now I can finally mist myself with the stench of a thousand flowers steeped in musk, with a whiff of urine. I can’t wait! Voluptuous new fragrance, indeed. I’m especially encouraged by the fact that in her perfume’s very own ad, Kim Kardashian has a look on her face like she smelled a voluptuous fart.
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By sarah
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December 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm
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Kim Kardashian watched some dumb magic show with Ashton Kutcher, and she got peed on. Seems to happen a lot with that girl. From her blog:
I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey! This magician was amazing, though. He did the craziest card tricks!
Holy shit! That is a lot! Of exclamation points!!!1!! But then I guess it’s not a newsflash that urine gets Kim Kardashian really excited.
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By sarah
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