Katy Perry
February 15th, 2010 at 11:39am
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Just why anyone gives a fuck about Silent Bob is beyond me, but it seems Kevin Smith’s being booted from a Southwest flight for being such a lumbering fatass and his subsequent twittering about it has everybody up in arms. Southwest posted their side of the story on their official blog today, saying
“Mr. Smith originally purchased two Southwest seats on a flight from Oakland to Burbank. Smith changed his plan and wanted to board an earlier flight to Burbank, [but] when the time came to board, we had only a single seat available for him to occupy.
The pilots then decided that Smith needed more than one seat to complete his flight.
Our Employees explained why the decision was made, accommodated Mr. Smith on a later flight, and issued him a $100 Southwest travel voucher for his inconvenience.
Southwest’s Customer of Size policy requires passengers that can not fit safely and comfortably in one seat to purchase an additional seat while traveling. If a Customer cannot comfortably lower the armrest and infringes on a portion of another seat, a timely exit from the aircraft in the event of an emergency might be compromised.
Most, if not all, carriers have similar policies.
But Kevin Smith denied he violated Southwest’s Customer of Size policy on his official blog, writing
“I fit in the seat on an Oakland to Burbank Southwest Airlines flight. I could buckle the belt. I complied with the Southwest Airlines standards… and yet they bounced me regardless.
[Their statement] was more insult than apology.”
And the NY Daily News adds:
In the wake of this, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance is urging for a boycott of Southwest Airlines, telling “people of size to seek out and travel airlines that do not have such discriminatory policies.”
Yeah, you do that, fat people. That’d be fucking great. It’s not like watching the arm rest being swallowed by the doughy forearm of some sweaty mouth-breathing lardass whose flesh is spilling into your seat like overturned tub of ricotta cheese is something any of us are going to miss. I’d rather sit next to a hornets’ nest covered in cobras, anyway.
Hey, here’s someone with a BMI under 35 — Katy Perry (and her panties):
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
Tags: fat, Gossip, Katy Perry, Kevin Smith, southwest, upskirt
By abby
Continue Reading Kevin Smith is Too Fat to Fly Southwest
February 12th, 2010 at 12:28am
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I thought her engagement to Russell Brand happened just a wee bit too fast. When I heard the news, I was all like, “She’s preggers. Totally preggers.”
And I think I see a hint of a baby bump in these latest pics of Katy leaving her gym in LA. The rest of her body is still super tiny, but there’s a little bulge in the tummy area that I’m pretty sure wasn’t there before. What do you guys think?
Speeeaking of Katy/ies and moving a little fast in relationships, I’m putting in a quick plug for my friend Katie’s new iPhone app — it’s called Love Taps, and its purpose is to help you check yourself before you obsessively call/text/FB message that girl or guy you’ve been dating. It’s kind of perfect for those of us who tend to get a little obsessive and desperate around Valentine’s Day. Not that that’s me. Not at all. Cough. You can check it out here.
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By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Is Katy Perry Pregnant?
February 1st, 2010 at 10:21am
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Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back.
So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap anyway. They never mention my favorite group, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, so I don’t bother. I am interested in what everyone wore, so here we go:
Taylor Swift’s dress fits kind of weird, I think.
Rihanna chose to let her dress do the choking
During a lapse in security, crazy lady Phoebe Price slipped in, as did super-classy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Pink didn’t need to sneak in, she just snarled at security
Katy Perry gets the award for best reworking of your grandmother’s 1963 prom dress
Adam Lambert tries out an “Eddie Munster meets a drag queen” look
Beyonce’s dress reminds me of one of those jackets from the 80’s with the ugly piping
Heidi Klum and Seal
I’m so happy to see Nicole Kidman go back to red hair
Lady Gaga gets the award for Best Use of a Discarded Solar System Display
Fergie is still with stripper-loving Josh Duhamel
Miley Cyrus‘ lips look strangely puffy, and also with mom Tish Cyrus:
Kristen Bell
Tags: 2010 Grammy Awards, Adam Lambert, Beyonce, dresses, fashion, Fergie, Gossip, Heidi Klum, josh duhamel, Katy Perry, Kristen Bell, lady GaGa, Miley Cyrus, Music, nicole kidman, Paramore, Phoebe Price, pink, Rihanna, Seal, snooki, taylor swift, Tish Cyrus
By sonya
Continue Reading The Grammys Were Last Night
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:15pm
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Katy Perry and her producer discussed some biznass last night on Twitter.
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By Kelly
Continue Reading Katy Perry Took the Words Right Outta My Mouth
January 13th, 2010 at 12:28pm
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Aight, aight. So she’s not doing Sham-WOW spots or anything. Katy Perry, along with Avril Lavigne and Jenna Fischer , has signed on to endorse Proactiv Solution. You know, the acne treatment program that my high school boyfriend used to combat the backne he got from his hockey pads. Supposedly everyone uses it and loves it and wants to endorse it. Other celebrities Proactiv has been able to nab throughout the years include Jessica Simpson, Diddy, Vanessa Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt. That’s pretty good company.
The great thing about these commercials is that they are always run back to back in long chunks on cable, so they play out like infomercials. First you see Jessica Simpson blabbing on about how her skin is like, totally clear and then Diddy comes on and he’s talking about “moisturizing his situation”. They’re kind of fun to watch, even if I’ll never use the product because I was blessed with nearly flawless skin.
Tags: Avril Lavigne, Jenna Fischer, Katy Perry
By molls
Continue Reading Katy Perry’s Doing Infomercials Now
January 11th, 2010 at 05:48pm
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In news which should please Hello Kitty fetishists everywhere, Katy Perry might be hinting that she’s pregnant with Russell Brand’s baby. From People:
Either we’re reading too much between the Tweets, or the 25-year-old “Kiss the Girl” singer is sprinkling clues she’s having a baby with new fiancé Russell Brand.
It started with her Jan. 1 message: “Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!” Then on Friday, Perry wrote, “Hey @rustyrockets” – Brand’s Twitter name – “i heard ur prego-ed.” She adds, “I WANT IN AND OUT,” a Southern California hamburger chain, before telling Brand, “I love you … (awwwww barf!).”
Bump, prego, cravings, barf? It was all very cryptic, but then it was only a few days ago that Perry made oblique song lyric references on Twitter – before Brand came out and confirmed they were engaged on New Year’s Eve.
I’m sure we all agree that the idea of Katy Perry and Russell Brand procreating is a terrifying thing, but what we need to remember is that Katy Perry is a retarded attention whore. A few dumb Tweets from her is nothing to panic over. Although… keep in mind, their kids will look like this:
On second thought, I’m scared. Someone hold me.
Tags: baby, engaged, Gossip, Katy Perry, pregnancy rumors, russell brand
By sarah
Continue Reading Katy Perry May or May Not Be Pregnant
January 9th, 2010 at 06:34pm
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So. Katy Perry & Russell Brand got engaged on New Year’s Eve. Now, she’s been posting some tweets that have raised a few eyebrows over at pregnancy-obsessed People magazine. The tweets in question– where she tells Brand (@rustyrockets) that he’s “prego-ed,” then expresses a craving for In-N-Out burger– are below.
I don’t usually give a crap about possible celebrity pregnancies. It’s just a little weird to be speculating about what’s going on inside another woman’s uterus, isn’t it? (I have a hard enough time figuring out the mysteries of my own.) But a Perry/Brand baby is the most adorable idea since paint-by-numbers pictures of sad kitties with big eyes, so I hope it’s true.
Honestly, though… a recent engagement and a few suspect tweets isn’t very substantial evidence. What do you think? Is her tummy just rumbly for a flying dutchman, or is there an actual fetus in there?
Tags: Katy Perry, russell brand
By Kelly
Continue Reading Is Katy Perry Pregnant?
January 6th, 2010 at 12:05pm
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Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine’s Day and looks like they were willing to deliver.
Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain’s Sun by texting them “It’s true. Much love.” Us Weekly followed up with Russell’s rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly:
An insider tells Us that Brand popped the question with a ring, and Perry happily accepted.
The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
Well, Khloe and Lamar at least made it a couple months, so I give these two at least twice that with maybe even a baby or two before they finally can’t stand each other anymore.
Tags: Katy Perry, russell brand
By molls
Continue Reading The Couple With The Most Dark Hair is Getting Married
