Kate Gosselin
March 5th, 2010 at 03:35pm
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I told you guys earlier this week that Kate Gosselin is set to join the Dancing With the Stars cast and now we finally have some answers to the question, “What’s Jon think about that?” If you believe Jon’s Twitter, he’s happy for his ex and wishes her well, but friends close to Jon say that this is just another thing that Kate’s doing that pisses him off.
Jon’s issue with Kate doing the show is shockingly not fame-related. He’s pissed because this new gig will take Kate away from their kids for days at a time and he’s not getting to spend any of that time with them. Instead, Kate will leave the kids with nannies while she competes on the televised dancing competition. I am never one to side with Jon Gosselin, but for real, Kate? You’re leaving your eight kids with nannies over their father so that you can dance with actual famous people and feed your ego? That’s rude.
It’s not that Jon Gosselin is a good father. I don’t believe that he actually even loves those kids. It’s the principle. If Kate is doing this show for money, then she should save her pennies on the baby-sitter front and let her kids spend time with their father. He’s not going to kill them and I’m sure that they’d be glad to have their father around over some random nanny, right? I’m trying to like you more, Kate. I’m trying. Help me out.
And you, Jon. You need to drop the two-faced crap and just come correct. Tell the world your pissed. Who cares at this point?
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By molls
Continue Reading Jon Gosselin’s Two-Faced! Surprise!
March 5th, 2010 at 11:39am
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Well, well, well. Look who’s suddenly Little Miss Hollywood! Kate Gosselin walked the red carpet for the premiere Of Discovery Channel’s Life on Thursday night, along with her new DWTS partner, Tony Dovolani. I gotta say, she’s not exactly a red carpet natural, but her hair is much improved, at least. The new ‘do is kind of of a mix between an old-school pin-up and, well, Kate Gosselin.
I know what you’re all asking: Who’s watching the kids? Because, I mean, if Kate’s playing dress-up in Manhattan, and Jon’s balls deep in a bathtub of meth and hookers, who’s going to actively resent all eight of those children? (Answer: Their nannies! Duh! That was a gimme, you guys.)
But Kate says she’ll still have plenty of quality time with her little ones:
“I’m commuting back and forth every week,” she says. “So, I’ll go like Sunday to Tuesday or early Wednesday morning and then go home.”
Her partner Tony will be training with her in Pennsylvania the remaining days. Apparently Tony’s wife and kids live in Connecticut, so the schedule works out well for him as well. “I get to see my kids too, this is actually going to work out really well,” he said.
And as for her on-stage looks? She probably won’t be sharing wardrobe with Pam Anderson:
“My rule of thumb is that I have to have my kids proud of me,” Kate says. “So, that’s what you’re going to see.”
And what’s her loser ex-husband up to these days? I have no idea, but how much do you want to bet that Celebrity Fit Club is BEGGING him to come on next season?
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By Evil Beet
Continue Reading Red Carpet Kate!
March 5th, 2010 at 09:18am
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Now that Kate Gosselin has dropped ten pounds, eighty-sixed the reverse mullet and joined the cast of Dancing with the Stars, Jon Gosselin is very, very unhappy. But don’t you worry — he’ll find his way back into the spotlight, even if he has to pull down his pants to do it. According to MSNBC
Playgirl magazine will not be [offering Gosselin] anything near the $100,000 Levi Johnston got for posing.
“We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio told Life & Style.
His diminishing popularity has something to do with it. “His star is extinguishing, and honestly, it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot,” Nardicio said.
I can’t believe Playgirl is balking at the chance to have Jon Gosselin pose nude. I’m sure there are a lot of gay men out there who would love to see a doughy, middle-aged Korean with bitch tits and stingray mouth artfully arrayed across the glossy pages of a magazine. The real trick here would be convincing the readers it’s not actually Margaret Cho. I can see how that might pose a problem.
Kate at a DWTS thing last night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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By abby
Continue Reading Jon Gosselin to Pose for Playgirl?
March 2nd, 2010 at 09:19am
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Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka revealed on last night’s Bachelor finale that he will be starring on the tenth season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” along with some other equally D-list has-beens and nobodies. People Magazine says
[The season ten cast includes] astronaut Buzz Aldrin, reality star Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, actresses [Shannon] Doherty and [Pamela] Anderson, Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, NFL star Chad Ochocinco, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash.
The new Dancing season kicks off March 22 on ABC.
Well, the good news is that Kate Gosselin already has her very own Asian sweatshop at her disposal. That ought to save the DWTS costume department a fortune in lycra-polyester blends and manual labor.
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By abby
Continue Reading Kate Gosselin Joins Dancing with the Stars Season 10
March 1st, 2010 at 11:33am
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Kate Gosselin supposedly has her own reality TV show in the works, but it was just announced that she’ll also be on next season of Dancing with the Stars. The mother of eight has joked before about how a run on that show would probably be a disaster, but that didn’t stop her from signing along the dotted line. Earlier this year, she told Jay Leno about the idea of being on the show, “I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance.” And we’ll be right there laughing along with you, Kate!
Here’s the thing though: Dancing with the Stars tapes in LA and it’s pretty well known that the celebs on that show keep a grueling rehearsal schedule. I’m sure between their father and nannies the kids aren’t going to be alone, but it will likely be months upon months of Kate and the kids not spending much time together. I appreciate Kate’s “single mom hustle”, but wouldn’t writing a tell-all about her ex-husband’s tiny penis bring in enough money and keep her close to her little ones?
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By molls
Continue Reading Oh, Damn. Seriously?
February 15th, 2010 at 09:31am
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Could it be true? Could it even be possible that the hunky chunk of man that I lust after all day could possibly have a small package? Sure, sure. Everyone who’s ever slept with him has made claims recently that he’s working with some lackluster man meat, but the pure sexuality that he radiates tells my heart otherwise.
First it was just his ex Hailey Glassman who described his junk to Stepping Out Magazine as “tiny, tiny, tiny.” She said they would often discuss his tiny manhood explaining, “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there. I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”
I can’t imagine why a handsome man like Jon would deal with these abusive women, but apparently this is something he’s used to. Another source has spoken to Stepping Out and they said that his original abuser, ex-wife Kate, was much harsher on him and referred to his penis as “Stubby.” Like, that was the nickname she gave it.
These reports sound pretty convincing, but I’m going to have to keep my faith in Jon intact. I mean, how else do you explain all that hot young tail he’s able to reel in?
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By molls
Continue Reading Oh, You Will Absolutely Die Of Shock When I Tell You Who Everyone Says Has a Small Dick
February 10th, 2010 at 10:24am
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Remember when Jon Gosselin said that his kids could no longer film their TLC reality show because he decided that it was bad for them? OK, well, he takes that back. It’s now being reported that Jon and Kate are in talks to bring the kids back in front of the cameras for Kate’s reality show, with Jon getting a cut for his kids’ labor.
From Fox News:
“Kate is taking advantage of every opportunity,” a source close to Gosselin tells Fox411. “She is working her butt off, making payments on the house and finding new jobs and new projects that will pay her enough to secure the life she wants to provide the children. She is in demand and she wants to sustain the demand without overdoing it.”
Meanwhile, Jon is struggling to slide out of the mess he created for himself when he forced filming of “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” to stop last year. Sources say he is in talks with TLC to reach an agreement to allow them to film the family again.
“Jon does not have money for the intense lawyer fees and ensuing battle with the media giant and Kate has asked him to reconsider his decision for the family,” the source said. “She is willing to negotiate with him and TLC so that everyone gets what they want.”
But while the former couple is working toward a professional relationship, don’t expect them to become the best of friends any time soon.
Don’t worry, Fox News. I didn’t expect the two of them to go all BFF on us just ’cause they’ve figured out how to make money off of their kids again.
I should add that I actually really respect what a shithead Jon Gosselin has turned in to. On the show he only had a tiny little bit of visible douchey-ness and after the show it got pretty apparent and now it’s just like “I’m here, I’m queer, gay used to it”, except with being an asshole and a horrible parent instead of being a homosexual. I mean, he’s flying that flag so hard right now. There’s definitely something respectable about that level of commitment.
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By molls
Continue Reading Jon Gosselin Willing To Renegotiate His Children’s Emotional Health
February 8th, 2010 at 02:14pm
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Bored single woman with absolutely nothing to do, Kate Gosselin, finally gave in to the fact that she hated her seven-thousand dollar extensions and chopped them all off. It’s unclear if the thought came to her after her tanning appointment or before her mani/pedi, but you know how us free-spirited single women are! When we have to do something about our look, we just have to do something about our look! What other priorities do we have beside making sure our shit’s on point? Nothing. There’s nothing for us to do. That’s why we’re single. We’re like a herd of wild, gorgeous mustangs with nothing on our schedules except running free and making sure we have plenty of time to just “do us”.
Now that her look is perfected, what do you think a woman like Kate can do with all that free time on her hands? Perhaps she can take a ceramics class where she can meet other young women who aren’t tied down and they can all bond over margaritas and boy talk at the local Chili’s after. I don’t know! Just an idea! I’m running late for my laser hair-removal appointment, but I’ll check back in with you later!
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By molls
Continue Reading Kate Gosselin Was All Like, “Forget This Shit!”
February 4th, 2010 at 01:28pm
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My favorite show, The View, has announced their newest series of guest co-hosts and it’s really just more of the same. But in a good way.
Joining the ladies will be Meghan McCain (barf, but it’s sometimes fun in a “I hate the world” way to listen to her talk), Valerie Bertinelli, and Victoria Beckham, who apparently just does guest spots on talk shows and competitions now. And of course, Kate Gosselin, the woman with the seven-thousand dollar extensions who used to bone that wild moose, will be seated at the table on March 11th.
If you don’t normally watch The View, I don’t want to know you, but also, you should still probably tune in to check out Kate. Last time she was on the show she was in the midst of her divorce and for the most part, was respectful of her disgusting husband. Now she’s a completely single woman, she’s got her own TV show in the works, she’s got that fly-ass weave and her ex-husbro is dating a 25 year old girl that he was seen making out with all over Sundance. If ever there was an opportunity to see Kate Gosselin become unhinged, this is it. And if she’s smart, she will. Homegirl has to stay relevant if she wants to keep feeding all those kids.
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By molls
Continue Reading Kate Gosselin’s Heading Back to The View
January 25th, 2010 at 12:31pm
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This is gnarly. Jon Gosselin and his new girl, Morgan Christie (remember that name because she’s had to have sex with Jon Gosselin in order for it to appear on your radar and that’s dedication, folks) have been seen sucking face all over Park City this week. And yes, it’s as upsetting for everyone there as it is for us at home, according to US Weekly:
He and Christie were spotted making out Friday at House of Hype party at Cisero. “Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing,” an onlooker tells UsMagazine.com. “They kept walking around, it’s not like they tried to be discreet and stay in a corner.” And despite Christie’s actual age, the law-school student “looked anywhere from 19 to 23,” the partygoer says. “Anyone who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was. Gosselin seemed to love the attention.” As for Christie, another guest that night says she was “super clingy and got jealous when he talked to other girls.”
“Other girls”. Sick. I’m still not sure what’s in this hook-up for Morgan. She’s a young and attractive enough girl that she could probably bag any C or D lister in Park City this week, so why she chose the one with eight kids and no signs of a promising career is beyond me. And get this: 32-year old Jon is staying with 25-year old Morgan this week… at her mom and dad’s Park City mansion. What a gross, moochy weirdo. 32-year old fathers of eight who are in the position to take time off of their lives to go to Sundance can put themselves up in a hotel before staying at their new girlfriend’s parents home. Show some damn class for once in ya life, Gosselin.
Oh and P.S. If you wanna know what Kate’s up to, she’s at home playing with her ponytail. If that doesn’t crush your heart, I don’t know what will.
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By molls
Continue Reading Wild Moose Seen Making Out With Younger Girl All Over Sundance
