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March 7th, 2010 at 09:27pm
Under Celebrity News
This post is supposed to be about giving the gents some fashion love after three articles of women’s Oscar fashion, but I’m distracted right now by the fact that Jeff Bridges just won an Oscar. I think his win may be the only time I’ve ever actually cheered out loud for one of these awards ceremonies like I was watching a sporting event.
On to the fashion crap.
Pretty much every man ever wears the same thing to the Oscars- black tuxedo with some variation of tie and shoes. There’s not a lot to see there. Robert Downey Jr. took a slight break from the standard by pairing his with sneakers, a blue bowtie and some shades. Eli Roth had smugness for an accessory that translated into some hilarious red carpet photographs, and George Clooney’s best accessory was the gorgeous brunette whom he joked couldn’t speak English.
But who really cares about all that? Jeff Bridges is a freakin Academy Award winner! Less than one minute after the win, someone has already updated his Wikipedia entry. Since I can’t do that, here are some celebratory tweets by clever people:
@Squirrellqueen : That Oscar will really tie the room together.
@thats_so_april : If Jeff Bridges doesn’t remind you of your dad just a little bit then, well, sorry about your dad.
@leolaporte : Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you win an Oscar.
@rilaws : When Jeff Bridges opens his mouth, po’ boys and jars of beer come tumbling out.
Congrats Jeff!
Tags: Brian Geraghty, Eli Roth, gerard butler, Jeff Bridges, Keanu Reeves, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., Taylor Lautner
By Kelly
Continue Reading The Dude Abides
February 9th, 2010 at 10:01am
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Jennifer Aniston’s family-less vacation in Mexico wouldn’t be complete unless she threw herself a “surprise” birthday party. A source told Page Six
“On Saturday, the staff lit 65 candles for her on the terrace of her villa, where all her guests, including Gerard, dined and drank, before a Mariachi band sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to her in Spanish and she was presented with a dark chocolate cake decorated with her star sign, Aquarius.”
It’s the little details that make a birthday party really special, isn’t it? Especially if the one providing all the details is the same one whose birthday party it is, because God knows no husband or children are going to throw her one since she doesn’t have any and it’s gonna be that way for the rest of her life anyway because she’s the relational equivalent of leprosy. I wonder how many Mexican cooks it took to convince her that “desperate” wasn’t a real cake flavor.
Bikini time:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
Tags: birthday, cabo, gerard butler, Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, mexico, party, Photos, pictures
By abby
Continue Reading Jennifer Aniston Throws Her Own Birthday Party in Cabo
February 7th, 2010 at 02:15pm
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If you’re looking for something uplifting or inspiring, you’d best go read something else: you’ll find naught but bitterness here.
Bitterness because the fact that Jennifer Aniston is turning 41 makes me feel really, really old.
Bitterness because, at 41, she’s more attractive than my saggy 28 year old ass will ever be.
Bitterness because while I’m stuck here huddling under a blanket in the grips of Snowtorious B.I.G. 2010 with nothing but my flaky, white, winter-ravaged skin to keep me company, her tan ass is prancing around in a bikini in fucking Cabo with Gerard Butler, Courtney Cox, and Sheryl Crow.
Can you taste that?
It’s the acrid taint of deep, bitter jealousy. Crack me a beer and pass the buffalo chicken dip– I’ve only got 14 hours (of Superbowl pregame shows) to get this taste out of my mouth.
Tags: Courtney Cox, gerard butler, Jennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow, Uncategorized
By Kelly
Continue Reading Jennifer Aniston Celebrates Her 41st Birthday in Mexico
February 3rd, 2010 at 05:44pm
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According to Star, Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler might be having “secret hookups”:
“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A.”
The two showed an interest in each other after producers at New Line Cinema approached them a few months ago to read scripts together for a new movie. “New Line thought Reese and Gerard would make a hot on-screen couple,” said the friend.
“They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”
They most recently met up on Jan. 22 at an after party for the Hope for Haiti Now fund-raiser at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel. But the friend says that Reese, 33, isn’t looking for anything serious with the 40-year-old actor, especially since she still cares for ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal.
“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”
Keep in mind that this rumour is from Star, so it’s probably somewhere between a bald-faced lie and a blatant fabrication. It’d be pretty funny if it were true, though. I like Reese Witherspoon, but she’s long been rumoured to be a notoriously tight-ass control freak, whereas Gerard Butler is a total whore. But hey, after a breakup, what girl doesn’t want a meaningless fling with a guy who’ll screw her eyeballs right out of her head? Go nuts, Reese. Just make sure he double bags it. I mean, that dude’s been everywhere.
Tags: dating rumors, gerard butler, Gossip, hook up, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon
By sarah
Continue Reading These Two Might Be Doin’ It
January 26th, 2010 at 12:01pm
Under Celebrity News
Image from People.com
This is kinda like some Pretty Woman shit, but instead of having sex with men for money, the chick plays the violin. And Gerard Butler doesn’t save her, he just makes out with her and gives her a few dollars. Wait, let me back up.
Gerard Butler was at a Haiti benefit in Santa Monica yesterday with some buddies and after they were done saving the world they decided to go take a walk on Venice Beach. For those of you who are blissfully ignorant, Venice Beach is the sometimes fun but always trashy part of LA’s beach scene that’s filled with a mixture of artists and junkies. It’s fun, but a little scary at times. And completely filthy.
Gerard and his pals were walking the beach when a violinist recognized him and called him over. The two started chatting and then they starting kissing, right there in the middle of the street. For seemingly no reason. After the smooches were over, Gerard tossed a few bucks in her case and went home.
Yeah, there’s something romantic about this… but definitely also something kind of sad. Gerard Butler is a movie star, and that chick plays violin on the street. Two artists on opposite ends of the spectrum. I wish he had told her to get in his car and swept her off for four nights of sex at the Four Seasons or something.
Tags: gerard butler
By molls
Continue Reading Gerard Butler Has a Thing for Street Performers
January 19th, 2010 at 10:21am
Under Celebrity News
Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler an item again? And — more importantly — do you even give a shit? Yeah, I thought not. The NY Post says
The pair, who dated during the filming of “The Bounty Hunter” last summer, presented the best screenplay award together at the Golden Globes on Sunday night and repeatedly posed for photographs together. But a spy [says] that the real action was backstage.
“They were drinking [champagne] backstage,” says our spy. “At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.”
Nothing like a little bubbly to rekindle the flames of passion! I of course mean the “burning when you pee” kind of flames of passion. With Gerard Butler, that usually goes without saying.
Gerard with his old bag earlier this month — and I’m not talking about Jennifer Aniston. Zing!
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online, Bauer-Griffin Online
Tags: dating, gerard butler, Gossip, Jennifer Aniston
By abby
Continue Reading Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Are On Again
January 18th, 2010 at 05:16pm
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The 2010 Golden Globe Awards were last night. We could kill some time talking about them, but nobody really cares about the actual awards. Let’s just cut to the chase and take a look at what all the ladies were wearing, shall we?
Halle Berry:
Christina Hendricks:
Jennifer Aniston (with Gerard Butler):
Nicole Kidman (with Mo’Nique):
Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson):
Mariah Carey (with her wife Nick Cannon):
Christina Aguilera:
Penelope Cruz:
Sandra Bullock (with Jesse James):
Anna Paquin (with Bill Moyer):
Olivia Wilde:
Drew Barrymore (with Justin Long):
Lea Michele:
Fergie (with Josh Duhamel):
Heather Graham:
Kate Hudson:
January Jones:
Heidi Klum (with Seal):
Amy Adams (who’s pregnant at the moment):
Emily Blunt (with John Krasinksi):
Anna Kendrick:
Cameron Diaz:
Kristen Bell:
Sigourney Weaver:
Jennifer Garner:
Marion Cotillard:
Jennifer Morrison:
Tina Fey:
Maggie Gyllenhaal:
Tags: amy adams, Anna Kendrick, Anna Paquin, Bill Moyer, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Hendricks, Diane Kruger, Drew Barrymore, Emily Blunt, Fergie, gerard butler, golden globes, Gossip, Halle Berry, Heather Graham, Heidi Klum, January Jones, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Morrison, Jesse James, John Krasinksi, josh duhamel, joshua jackson, Justin Long, Kate Hudson, Kristen Bell, Lea Michele, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, marion cotillard, Mo'Nique, Nick Cannon, nicole kidman, Olivia Wilde, Penelope Cruz, Sandra bullock, Seal, Sigourney Weaver, Tina Fey
By sarah
Continue Reading The Golden Globes Happened Last Night
November 17th, 2009 at 09:48am
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Unless your name is William Wallace and it’s the latter half of the 13th century or you’re a hot sixteen-year old girl enrolled in Catholic school, your ass has no business in a kilt. Case in point: Gerard Butler at the UK premiere of his new movie “Law Abiding Citizen.” If I want to see big ol’ knobby knees covered in hair, I’ll just start wearing shorts again, thank you very much.
Make sure to check out Gerard’s impressive wiener medallion, or as it’s known in the Highland vernacular, “sporran”:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Tags: gerard butler, Gossip, kilt, law abiding citizen, phtos, pictures, premiere, scottish, skirt
By abby
Continue Reading Gerard Butler in a Man Skirt
October 22nd, 2009 at 01:35pm
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Rumor has it that after a seemingly flirty encounter in NYC, Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler are dating. Well, apparently that rumor’s a crock.
Here’s the set up: Jessica and Gerard were out together, but not “together”. They have mutual friends, including Jessica’s BFF Ken Paves (her long time hair stylist), and they were out as a big group at Soho House. They apparently touched elbows and batted eyes at one another and that’s about it in terms of “rumor fuel”. Not to mention Gerard is kind of a ladies man and with his star rising, he’s in no rush to settle down. A friend close to Gerard seemed pretty certain that there was no way Jessica’s about to be his main squeeze, “I’m never surprised to hear that Gerard is with someone new. None of those relationships last. Certainly he’s not planning on settling down with Jessica Simpson … Gerard plays the field … and Jessica is lonely … and she lost weight and is looking good.”
So basically: don’t worry, ladies! Gerard Butler is still single and he’s probably going to want to start dating you any. day. now.
Tags: gerard butler, Jessica Simpson
By molls
Continue Reading Jessica Simpson And Gerard Butler Are Probably Not Dating
