February 25th, 2010 at 09:52am Under Celebrity News
I’m not sure why Lady Gaga’s wielding a big black strap-on on the cover of Q Magazine. Maybe it was just laundry day and her real penis was in the wash. It probably gets dirty getting tucked back into her ass crack all the time.
Tags: boobs, breasts, cover, Gossip, lady GaGa, nipslip, Photos, pictures, q magazine, topless
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November 19th, 2009 at 07:49pm Under Celebrity News
Well, look who’s on the cover of next month’s Elle magazine! It’s Carrie Bradshaw, patron saint of wannabe fashionistas everywhere. I guess being perceived as a clotheshorse has really paid off for Sarah Jessica Parker. God knows it has to be better than just being perceived as a regular horse like before. Zing!
In Equistrian Monthly Bridle & Bit the December issue of Elle:
Tags: cover, december 2009, elle, Gossip, magazine, Photos, pictures, Sarah Jessica Parker
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November 9th, 2009 at 08:23am Under Celebrity News
“Twilight’s” Ashley Greene has two different covers for the December issue of Maxim. I guess it’s some kind of marketing ploy to get you to buy two copies of the same magazine, but I’m not sure the the public is going to go for that kind of fuckery in today’s economy. Unless one of the covers is scratch-and-sniff and the other one is 3-D and topographically correct, I ain’t buyin’. Masturbation isn’t an art; it’s a science! And I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to pay for science. I’ll save that for the hippie liberals and their left-wing agenda.
Putting the “tight” in Twilight over the last year:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Tags: 2009, Ashley Greene, cover, december, Gossip, magazine, maxim, Photos, pictures, Twilight
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October 30th, 2009 at 09:41am Under Celebrity News
The Office’s Pam Beasly looks absolutely amazing on the cover of next month’s Shape magazine. And the best part is, she didn’t even use a personal trainer or dietitian to lose all the weight — she’s been completey hands-on, doing it all by herself. Ha ha, that’s what she said! Okay, so maybe it’s funnier when Michael Scott says it.
Showing a little cleave at the “He’s Just Not That Into You” premiere:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
Tags: bikini, cover, Gossip, Jenna Fischer, magazine, pam beasly, Photos, pictures, shape
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October 28th, 2009 at 10:33am Under Celebrity News
There’s “gay,” and then there’s “glitter oozing from the rhinestone-studded no-no hole of Liberace as he crawls around on all fours on a bearskin rug surround by men in mesh halter tops and iridescent feather boas.” See if you can guess which one this album cover is.
Adam Lambert sucking face with boyfriend Drake LaBry:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Tags: Adam Lambert, album, boyfriend, cover, drake labry, for your entertainment, Gossip, Photos, pictures
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October 9th, 2009 at 06:45pm Under Celebrity News
Pop quiz: What do you get when you combine six and eight? I don’t know, but I sure hope it involves a video camera and tear-away cheerleader uniforms. Woo! High five!
Old pics of Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica’s Number 6) in Maxim…
… and Grace Park (BSG’s Number 
in FHM:
Tags: battlestar galactica, cover, Gossip, grace park, maxim, november 2009, Photos, pictures, Tricia Helfer
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October 9th, 2009 at 07:52am Under Celebrity News
Even though Maxim already did it five years ago, Marge Simpson will pose as the first-ever cartoon cover girl and centerfold for the November issue of Playboy. The Chicago Sun-Times says
The magazine, which appears on newsstands Oct. 16, will feature Simpson in a three-page pictorial that a Playboy spokeswoman described as “sexy” with “implied nudity.” Subscribers, who make up 40 percent of Playboy’s readership, will get a celebrity on the cover rather than Marge.
The Marge Simpson centerfold is “obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek,” said [the new Playboy CEO]. “It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual.”
The idea is to attract readers in their 20s — an appealing demographic compared with the average Playboy reader’s age of 35.
As if the last three seasons of “The Simpsons” weren’t proof enough that Matt Groening just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. Thanks for clearing that up for everybody, Matt.
BTW, (NSFW) this is what happened when I googled “Marge Simpson Playboy pics.” I mostly blame you.
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October 6th, 2009 at 04:04pm Under Celebrity News
I can’t believe ESPN would put Ugly Wanda on the cover of their ‘Body Issue,’ because Jamie Foxx isn’t even a real athlete. He only played one in “Any Given Sunday.” That’s fraud, buddy!
Tags: body issue, cover, espn, Gossip, magazine, naked, nude, Photos, pictures, Serena Williams
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August 13th, 2009 at 12:36pm Under Celebrity News
The massively-photoshopped version of Kelly Clarkson on the cover of next month’s Self magazine has fat girls everywhere in an indignant huff. People Magazine says
Many readers have expressed disappointment and outrage over the digitally slim Clarkson. “Hey, hi, Self ladies: None this changes or explains the fact that YOU ALTERED THE BONE STRUCTURE OF HER FACE,” write one reader on jezebel.com.
Adds another reader: “Taking out red eye and airbrushing a pimple would be making her look her personal best. You completely changed the way her body looked. Why even bother asking Kelly Clarkson to pose in your magazine if you didn’t think her body fit into your idea of what was best?”
But editor-in-chief of Self magazine Lucy Danziger claims they were just “enhancing” Kelly, saying:
“Yes. Of course we do retouching. Did we alter her appearance? Only to make her look her personal best. [Kelly is] the picture of confidence. I think this photo is the truest we have ever put out there on the newsstand.”
For me, “personal best” means “not waking up at the scene of an accident after crapping my own pants.” For Self magazine, it must mean “sorry, but fat chicks don’t sell print ads.” I guess it’s all subjective, really.
NOT looking her personal best last week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Tags: airbrushed, cover, Gossip, Kelly Clarkson, magazine, photoshopped, retouching, self
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