Jon Voight and Angelia Jolie recently reconciled after years of not speaking, and you’d think that Jon would have learned a thing or two about keeping his mouth shut over the years, but luckily he didn’t. Luckily for us, I mean. I’m sure it’s a living hell for Angelina to have a father like this.
The actor went to Radar Online to discuss his reunion with Angelina and while he’s not exactly a pro like Michael Lohan when it comes to ruining his daughter’s life, the guy’s not bad. Here are some choice quotes:
“It was just wonderful to spend time with Angelina and Brad and the children. I’ve been waiting so long to hug my grandchildren and it was amazing, they are the most beautiful, loving kids you could imagine and I’m not just saying that because I’m their grandfather, they really are something special.”
“Angelina and Brad are so happy together and they are the most amazing, loving parents I’ve ever seen. It truly moved me to see how Angie is as a mom, I am so proud of her – she has so much love to give and to share with the children and with Brad.”
“Angie and I have been in contact on the phone and by email for some time now. We’ve been working towards a full reconciliation for a while. Angie had to feel it was the right time to bring me into the lives of her and the kids and after some work she decided the moment had arrived.”
You see, it’s not that anything he said was bad, it’s just that he’s saying it at all. He paints his daughter, her man and their children in a wonderful light but, uh… STFU, Jon! Either this guy doesn’t actually care about having a relationship with his daughter or he’s completely insane. Either way, how sad for Angelina that this is her father.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want us to know that not only are they soooo not breaking up, but they love each other enough to suck face in the middle of the street. Does it matter if their kids are there? No! Let them see the love that mommy and daddy share! Does it matter that there’s a strange man taking their photo across the street? All the better! Let these two crazy-in-love fools show the rest of the world how to do the damn thing.
In the wake of a month of non-stop split rumors, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie put on a very public display of affection while she was on location shooting “The Tourist” yesterday. Star Magazine says
After their four older kids begged them to stop fighting, Angelina and Brad have made peace and traveled together to Europe — where Angie’s filming for the next three months to mend their fractured relationship.
In between takes, the couple shared a very public kiss — in front of the crew and waiting photographers — making it clear that, after months of fighting, they’re working it out.
Or Angie has found a new way to orally vacuum Brad’s balls straight out through his mouth like some kind of testicle-hungry Dementor from Harry Potter. It wouldn’t be right to make assumptions when we don’t actually know what’s going on here.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are heading from Venice to Paris, where Jolie is scheduled to shoot scenes for The Tourist with Johnny Depp. These photos were taken this morning, and the netterwebs are collectively pissing their pants because those twins are in them.
I don’t like babies. They have ginormous heads and they’re totally codependent and they’re really loud and they usually smell and they’re always sticky and they can never seem to close their mouths all the way so they look really stupid all the time and the least disgusting thing they’re ever covered with is a paste made of drool and diaper cream, but for some asinine reason most people are completely in love with babies. So here you go, here are some pictures of the littlest wrigglers in the Jolie-Pitt Rainbow Coalition.
I think they’re kinda fug. And they probably smell.
I swiped these pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt from JustJared so I could show you how surprisingly not adorable the twins turned out to be. Well, they’re no Shiloh, anyway. Sure, sure. They’re still above average-looking and will probably grow up to be obnoxiously foxy adults, but for right now I am finding comfort in the fact that not everything that comes out of Angelina Jolie’s body is perfect. Let me have that.
Jolie and her father, actor Jon Voight, haven’t been on speaking terms since 2001, when he used a television appearance to make a public appeal for his daughter to get help for “her serious mental problems.”
But things may be looking up for their father/daughter relationship. This afternoon, the two were photographed boarding a water taxi together in Venice, along with Brad and a few of the adorable Captain Planeteers.
While riding in a taxi together isn’t exactly indisputable proof that they’ve worked out all their problems, it’s a good sign that they are at least talking to each other.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing mad over a story ran in British tabloid paper News of the World last week claiming the couple were on the verge of a nasty split. The Guardian UK says
Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie today began a privacy action against the News of the World over a story that alleged the couple were separating.
The couple’s London lawyers said today: “The News of the World has failed to meet our clients’ reasonable demands for a retraction of and apology for these false and intrusive allegations which have now been widely republished by mainstream news outlets. We have advised them to bring proceedings, which they have now done.
We can confirm unequivocally that the allegations published by the News of the World are false as well as intrusive,” the firm said.
Of course they’re not splitting up! Why, Brad and Angelina’s love is as real as… as real as Bar Refeali’s breasts. Which, incidentally, I happened to have fifteen pictures of right here. I didn’t think it would be fair to draw that kind of visual analogy without giving you a proper frame of reference. I’d hate to be responsible for a disconnect between writer and reader.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing mad over a story ran in British tabloid paper News of the World last week claiming the couple were on the verge of a nasty split. The Guardian UK says
Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie today began a privacy action against the News of the World over a story that alleged the couple were separating.
The couple’s London lawyers said today: “The News of the World has failed to meet our clients’ reasonable demands for a retraction of and apology for these false and intrusive allegations which have now been widely republished by mainstream news outlets. We have advised them to bring proceedings, which they have now done.
We can confirm unequivocally that the allegations published by the News of the World are false as well as intrusive,” the firm said.
Of course they’re not splitting up! Why, Brad and Angelina’s love is as real as… as real as Bar Refeali’s breasts. Which, incidentally, I happened to have fifteen pictures of right here. I didn’t think it would be fair to draw that kind of visual analogy without giving you a proper frame of reference. I’d hate to be responsible for a disconnect between writer and reader.
I don’t know who played in the Superbowl yesterday. I don’t know who did the halftime show. I know that chips were on sale at my grocery store and that I didn’t have to deal with any of the annoying men in my life for 24 whole hours. So that’s my “Superbowl round-up” for ya. Hope you loved it.
I did, however, make sure to note one of the important things that came out of the whole event: Brad and Angie went to the game together and they brought their son Maddox, so I’m guessing that they still don’t hate each other. In fact, they were seen snuggling in the stands and laughing and being lovey-dovey and all that crap that couples do when they care about “making it work”. The two were there to support New Orleans, whose team I have been informed via this People Magazine piece was playing yesterday. Obviously the town is important to Brad and the couple has spent a lot of time there since hurricane Katrina rebuilding and donating money to the community.
Check out these photos of Angelina arriving in Miami yesterday to watch the big game with her man:
The Directors Guild handed out their awards last night in LA, but Brangelina seemed to be the focus of the night. The two seemed warm and friendly toward each other and when they weren’t together, they were chatting with friends and acting normal. Either they put on a really good show or all those break-up rumors are a bunch of bologna.
Also, who cares? They’re rich and hot. If they split it’s going to be like “Oh, well!” and then we get to watch them try and move on from each other. That’s how this shit works. No matter what happens, it’s going to be really awesome and totally lame at the same time.
