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March 8th, 2010 at 12:52pm
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Mariah Carey and her bulging Valentino dress intimated that she might be pregnant during an interview at last night’s Academy Awards. The Daily Mail says
To the glitz and glamour of the Oscars red carpet last night, Mariah Carey added a touch of intrigue by hinting that she was pregnant.
Looking radiant, the 39-year-old told reporters that ‘something special’ was about to happen but refused to elaborate further.
We don’t necessarily know that she’s referring to a pregnancy here. That “something special” that’s “about to happen” could just be that an entire triple-layer cheesecake is about to drop into her lower intestine, giving her enough room to down another couple of plates at the Oscar buffet. I don’t want to go putting words in her mouth here. Mostly because she would probably try and eat them.
With husband Jack Sprat Nick Cannon on the red carpet:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
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March 5th, 2010 at 06:57am
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Now that her stupid “reality” show is about to be canceled and her foray into pop music tanked, plastic surgery monstrosity Heidi Montag is planning on getting pregnant so she can remain tabloid-relevant. In fact, she’s already sold the exclusive rights to the photos to Life & Style Magazine, even though she’s not currently pregnant. Why should she let a stupid thing like actually gestating a fetus get in the way of her next paycheck? Nine MSN says
[Heidi and Spencer are] not actually expecting a baby yet, but that hasn’t stopped them making plans for the future — negotiating an exclusive deal with a tabloid magazine to document every step of their journey into parenthood.
“She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “They’re planning staged photos every step of the way – the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.”
It looks like Dina Lohan has finally met her match in the soulless manipulator department. Ten bucks says that baby’s first word is “ka-ching!”
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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January 11th, 2010 at 05:48pm
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In news which should please Hello Kitty fetishists everywhere, Katy Perry might be hinting that she’s pregnant with Russell Brand’s baby. From People:
Either we’re reading too much between the Tweets, or the 25-year-old “Kiss the Girl” singer is sprinkling clues she’s having a baby with new fiancé Russell Brand.
It started with her Jan. 1 message: “Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!” Then on Friday, Perry wrote, “Hey @rustyrockets” – Brand’s Twitter name – “i heard ur prego-ed.” She adds, “I WANT IN AND OUT,” a Southern California hamburger chain, before telling Brand, “I love you … (awwwww barf!).”
Bump, prego, cravings, barf? It was all very cryptic, but then it was only a few days ago that Perry made oblique song lyric references on Twitter – before Brand came out and confirmed they were engaged on New Year’s Eve.
I’m sure we all agree that the idea of Katy Perry and Russell Brand procreating is a terrifying thing, but what we need to remember is that Katy Perry is a retarded attention whore. A few dumb Tweets from her is nothing to panic over. Although… keep in mind, their kids will look like this:
On second thought, I’m scared. Someone hold me.
Tags: baby, engaged, Gossip, Katy Perry, pregnancy rumors, russell brand
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November 6th, 2009 at 03:04pm
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Ugh. That Other Kardashian (not the preggo and not the one with the ass; the Amazonian one) went on Chelsea Handler’s show with her pretend husband, and this ridiculous shit happened:
They got married just a month after they met, and now just another month later, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian look to be wasting little time taking another big step.
Appearing on E!’s Chelsea Lately, Kardashian, 25, was asked by host Chelsea Handler if she was pregnant yet, like sister Kourtney.
It was Odom who answered: “Soon.”
“You planning on having a baby soon?” Handler asked. “You want to do that right away?”
“I do,” said Odom, 30.
And Kardashian’s answer? “Okay,” she says.
Look, I don’t really care if two clinically retarded people whore themselves and their fake TV marriage out to anyone who will listen so they can make easy money and never have to get real jobs. I mean, it’s cheap and disgusting, but so is most of Hollywood so I just can’t be bothered to get worked up about it. But please, for the love of all that is holy, can’t the fates intervene and somehow arrange it so these two get trapped in an industrial sized microwave for approximately eight hours, or however long it might take to fully irradiate their reproductive organs? I really feel like that’s not a lot to ask, here.
Leaving the E! studios after their appearance on Chelsea Lately:
Tags: baby, Chelsea Handler, Gossip, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, pregnancy rumors
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October 27th, 2009 at 08:27am
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Former model Samantha Burke unveiled the five-week old results of her one-night stand with actor Jude Law in an exclusive interview with this week’s Hello! magazine. The Daily Mail says
Miss Burke, who reportedly earned $300,000 for the Hello! photoshoot, said: ‘I think [Jude will] fall in love with her when he sees her. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he’s done before.”
But Miss Burke [admitted that] he has not yet traveled to meet Sophia.
Asked if she had received any presents from Jude, who demanded a DNA test a few months ago, the former model [said], ‘No, nothing.’
Unless you count the genital herpes she got from him ten months ago, but I wouldn’t really call that a present per se. It’s not like you can return it at a department store. But fortunately, you can always re-gift it!
Jude playing soccer with his legitimate children:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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October 2nd, 2009 at 11:46am
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Hey Gwen Stefani: M.C. Hammer and Janis Joplin called. They said your bra was showing. Bumblebee tuna!
With Kingston and Zuma Nesta:
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September 23rd, 2009 at 03:42pm
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D-listers galore have spawned this week — “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Grey’s Anatomy” actress Ellen Pompeo, and sometimes-model-turned-Jude-Law’s-drunken-bootycall Samantha Burke all gave birth within the last four days. People magazine says
Sarah Michelle Prinze and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19. This is the first child for the couple.
They go on to say
Jude Law is a father – again.
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met while filming Sherlock Holmes in New York City last year, gave birth to a daughter Tuesday night.
And even more blahbitty blah blah blah:
It’s a girl for Ellen Pompeo!
The Grey’s Anatomy star, 39, welcomed a daughter, Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery, on Sept. 15 in Los Angeles.
Ugh, the only way this post could be any more boring is if it were read aloud by Wilford fucking Brimley and somehow translated into bean curd and denture adhesive.
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September 18th, 2009 at 07:15am
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Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have officially adopted a 10-month old baby girl from Korea. They wrote on their foundation’s website
Katherine and Josh have named their daughter Nancy Leigh and she will go by the nickname Naleigh. She is named after Katherine’s mother Nancy and Katherine’s sister Margaret Leigh. Katherine, Josh and Naleigh are together and doing well.
Ugh, an Asian baby? Please. Those things are so 2005. Everybody who’s anybody knows that African babies are where it’s at nowadays. You’re better off sticking with a classic accessory like the Hermès Birkin bag or a nice pair of Stuart Weitzman boots. Unlike the Asian urchin, those things never go out of style!
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September 10th, 2009 at 09:07am
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Nicole Richie gave birth to a bouncing baby boy early yesterday morning, and then promptly ruined his life by giving him the gayest name ever. She wrote on her website
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
They might as well have named him Stinkhat Booger Sandwich or Wedgie Swirly Chester Backster, because that’s what he’s gonna get every day for the rest of his life.
Nicole with big sister Harlow earlier this month:
PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News
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September 10th, 2009 at 09:07am
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Nicole Richie gave birth to a bouncing baby boy early yesterday morning, and then promptly ruined his life by giving him the gayest name ever. She wrote on her website
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
They might as well have named him Stinkhat Booger Sandwich or Wedgie Swirly Chester Backster, because that’s what he’s gonna get every day for the rest of his life with a name as faggy as “Sparrow.” Fact.
Nicole with big sister Harlow earlier this month:
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