http://www.celebstank.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:35:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The geniuses over at Harper’s Bazaar axed this magnificent picture of Megan Fox on all fours in a swimsuit, but kept this one of her dressed like fucking The Karate Kid doing yoga in their April issue instead. Makes perfect sense… if you’re gay. Not since the ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/s-s-megan-fox%e2%80%99s-harper%e2%80%99s-bazaar-outtakes/ Man, this was such a weird story. Remember when some dude was trying to sell pictures of Cindy Crawford’s 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair and gagged? (It was part of a game of Cops & Robbers.) Every single news outlet he approached passed on the photos because there is ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/cindy-crawford%e2%80%99s-extortionist-to-spend-two-years-in-jail/ I ranted yesterday about how Lindsay Lohan filed a frivolous lawsuit against E-Trade claiming that the “milk-a-holic” named Lindsay in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her. Since news of the lawsuit broke, Lindsay herself has had no comment. (And she also doesn’t have a publicist anymore.) The closest ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/is-lindsay-lohan-really-the-one-behind-her-e-trade-lawsuit/ I’m not going to give my speech again. You know, my don’t-do-drugs speech that I give every time we write about a celebrity overdose. But, ya know, don’t do drugs. And if you find yourself doing drugs and you find you can’t stop, ask for help. Corey Haim didn’t think ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/mourning-corey-haim/ Ben Roethlisberger claimes HE was sexually assaulted! (Celeb Jihad) Angelina Jolie’s nanny spills all the dirt on her covert plastic surgery. (Celebitchy) Jimmy Fallon trips and falls and slices his hand open — and you can watch it all on video. (Socialite Life) Eva Longoria shows a little pink. ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/quickies-hole-in-one-2/ Demi Moore is the classic “cool mom” — dating a guy fifteen years her junior, wearing hip designer clothes, and publicly teaching her daughters how to strip at a Hollywood party. All my stupid mom ever did was make brownies. According to Page Six Demi Moore gave daughter ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/demi-moore-teaches-rumer-how-to-strip/ I bet in a pinch, you could use Mo’Nique’s calves like an industrial-sized Brillo pad to scour pots and pans. And if that didn’t work, you could always try the other end, because it’s pretty obvious she’s never met any form of grease she didn’t like. 409 and ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/mo%e2%80%99nique%e2%80%99s-still-got-it-body-hair-that-is/ Apparently Hawaii is where the rainbow ends, because not one, but TWO leprechauns were spotted cavorting on the beaches there yesterday. They must keep the pot of gold in that canoe they’re paddling around in. Tricksy hobbitses! Little people, big world, even bigger nausea: PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online Related ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/hawaii-5-0-1-0/ Eighties teenage heartthrob Corey Haim was found dead in his Burbank apartment this morning. He was 38 years old. People Magazine says Police say it is believed the actor, who had a long history of substance-abuse problems, perished from an accidental overdose at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday. Haim shot to fame ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/corey-haim-has-died/ Howard Stern had a pretty brutal take on it earlier this week, calling her “the most enormous fat black chick I’ve ever seen” and accusing Oprah of lying when she told “this enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.” (The audio is above.) I ... http://www.celebstank.com/2010/03/will-gabourey-sidibe-ever-work-in-hollywood-again/