Noah Cyrus does Akon’s “Smack That”

Posted by sonya on December 16th, 2009 at 11:35am

Here’s some charming video footage of up-and-coming whorelette Noah Cyrus doing her own version of Akon’s deeply inappropriate song “Smack That”. There to egg her on is daddy-approved pole-dancing big sister Miley. I swear, what the hell has happened to parenting? Everyone’s just fine and dandy with whoring out your kids to make some money. Where do we live, Viet-fucking-nam? At least there, when parents sell kids into sexual slavery, they’re usually doing it for money to buy food. Here? Um, a gold-plated shitter? A shiny new belt buckle the size of a dinner plate? Well I guess I’m expecting too much after they trotted her out looking like Roman Polanski’s wet dream. They may have money, but when it comes down to it, the Cyruses are inbred, backwater hillbillies.

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