Taylor Swift Does Glamour

Posted by sarah on July 14th, 2009 at 01:12pm

Taylor Swift is in the August ‘09 issue of Glamour, and I’m still not fond of how her hair always looks like a wig, but I like her anyway. She’s cute and seems like a nice person. Sure, she’s kinda boring, and her songs are insanely catchy and they burrow inside my brain like worms and then camp out there and drive me totally crazy, but I still like her. Then again, there are things deeply wrong with me. I’m obsessed with iCarly, for instance, which is a Nickelodeon show for 13-year-olds. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop watching it and I love it so much. So basically what I’m saying is that no matter what I say, you should keep in mind that I have a minimum of seven undiagnosed mental disabilities.

The hell was I talking about? Oh yeah. Taylor Swift. She’s in Glamour, and she looks super cute, and some of these pictures are really teeny but what do you bitches want from me? Maybe I would do a better job if you bought me Season 1 of iCarly on DVD. I need that shit!

Taylor Swift in the August ‘09 issue of Glamour: