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Kristen Stewart Talks About Hosting SNL

March 12th, 2010 at 08:14am Under Celebrity News

Oh, boy … I can’t wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting! Stewart claims that although producers haven’t asked her to host, she’d still beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn’t think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares [...]

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Billy Corgan is Totally Trying, Very Hard, to Get Into Jessica Simpson’s Pants

March 12th, 2010 at 07:34am Under Celebrity News

… And I think, by throwing John Mayer under the bus, that it just may not happen. Simpson, who appeared earlier this week on the David Letterman Show was grilled by Letterman regarding her past with various — ahem, rather attractive — love interests, but I found it funny that while exes Tony Romo and John [...]

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Jennifer Aniston’s Legs Have a New Movie Out

March 12th, 2010 at 07:21am Under Celebrity News

I think The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. I think everyone thinks The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. But none of that matters right now, because JENNIFER ANISTON’S LEGS LOOK AMAZING . I would say she looks 100% perfect here at the Bounty Hunter premiere in London, but I think I might not like that jacket with [...]

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Jessica Biel Still So Obsessed With Justin Timberlake That She’s Setting Her Sights on His Mom

March 12th, 2010 at 07:10am Under Celebrity News

I’m not sure whether these two crazy kids are still together or not — reps say they’re broken up and then you see them skiing together in Aspen. Reps say they’ve broken up again and then you see Biel trailing after Timberlake like a lost puppy — not that that’s any different from the norm [...]

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Murder Sentencings Are Sooooo Frustrating!!!

March 12th, 2010 at 06:53am Under Celebrity News

HAPPY FRIDAY Y’ALL, Knoxville-style!!! Thanks to Chelsia for the heads-up on this.

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S.S. “She’s Out of Your League’s” Alice Eve in Maxim

March 11th, 2010 at 10:13pm Under Celebrity News

Alice Eve and her spectacular rack are the only reasons I can think of to see “She’s Out of My League,” but I don’t want to speak for you here. Who knows? Maybe you found “American Pie 3: The Wedding” the most charming installation of the three and maybe you routinely say things like “You ARE the weakest link. Good-bye!” Anything that keeps you in a dark room away from me for two hours has my blessing. Go knock yourself out, loser.

The Lady Gaga/Beyonce “Telephone” Video Hits the Web

March 11th, 2010 at 06:40pm Under Celebrity News

Update: The video is auto-play so I put it after the jump. It’s finally here — the long-awaited, 10-minute music video for Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s “Telephone.” Thoughts???? It’s pretty amazing, IMO. (Hat-tip to our awesome friends at popbytes for this vid.)

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Corey Haim Reportedly Died of Pulmonary Congestion but All Anyone Wants to Talk About Is His Drug Addiction

March 11th, 2010 at 03:55pm Under Celebrity News

Corey Haim’s mom says the LA coroner called her this morning to give her a heads-up that her son died of pulmonary congestion. Judy Haim told Maria that she received an early courtesy call from the LA County Coroner’s Office who told her that an autopsy found her son had an enlarged heart and his [...]

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WTF Is Wrong with Jessica Simpson’s Mouth???

March 11th, 2010 at 01:36pm Under Celebrity News

I wrote earlier today about the outfit Jess wore to her David Letterman appearance — a lot of you loved it, but I still think it’s kind of ridic. Now that we actually have footage of Jessica on the show — talking about Tony Romo and John Mayer (“He gave away my game!!), among other [...]

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Quickies: Mome Raths Outgrabe

March 11th, 2010 at 11:55am Under Celebrity News

Whitney Port in a bikini, the only time she’s tolerable. (The Grumpiest)

E!’s Giuliana Rancic dazzles at the Oscars. (UseMyComputer)

Jennifer Love Hewitt will play a prostitute in her next movie. (Hollywood Rag)

Betty White is hosting the May 8th episode of SNL! (Socialite Life)

Jamie Jungers wins 75 grand for having fucked Tiger Woods. Why do I keep missing the gravy train? (Holy Moly)

I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason Maggie Gyllenhaal is pulling her top down for all to see. (Moe Jackson)

Mario Lopez took enough time between between self-tanning and flexing in front of a mirror to actually impregnate someone. (Wonderwall)

Heidi fires her husband as manager! Is this the beginning of the end of Speidi? Let’s fucking hope so. (Litely Salted)

Why does Marion Cotillard have a pair of tits on her forehead? And more importantly, where can I get some? (Hollywood PQ)

You might not know who Belen Rodriguez, but after seeing these pics of her in a thong bikini, your penis will thank you anyway. Trust. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” is cool to look at, but it’s got no soul. Kinda like Kim Kardashian. (Pajiba)

See the dirty pics that got city councilman Scott Janke fired. (The Dirty)

Olivia Wilde looks sexy as hell in the new Tron trailer. (Celebrity Odor)

Conan O’Brien’s going on tour, and here are the dates! (Celebrity Smack)